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We broke up because...
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He played the hell out of me. And not in a good way.0
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She didn't like to play0
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She was too much of a player.0
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Said i was playing more than golf when i went to spain for a long weekend . Innocent golf is all i had and she thought the worst .0
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Went on a romantic weekend to Spain but I sure wasn't invited!0
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Always crashing parties.0
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She was trying to get frisky when I was driving and made me crash into the clown show at a birthday party!0
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she was sent to prison for killing clowns with her car!0
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I went to a pray the gay away camp. sorry man it wasn't destined
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Way too hung up on religion.0
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Hung my panties outside for all the neighborhs to see0
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She changed her panties once a year0
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She made me wash her panties0
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She said she didn't like that but I knew she did0
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he liked to sniff girls panties0
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He sniffed glue0
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Sniffing glue was better than spending time with her0
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I came home from work early one day and caught him doing George Michael karaoke!
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He was hot but couldn't handle this!0
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She always had a fever0
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She couldn't handle that heat0
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She didn't know how to cook0
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He never wanted to eat out
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She'd stare at me while I'd eat0
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She was a transformer. Robot in disguise!0
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He liked sexy time w robots0
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Our parts were incompatible0
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His parts malfunctioned all the time0
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All of her software was out of date0
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He didn't like my soft parts0
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