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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »He was very forward
He kept watering me, expecting me to grow taller.. Dude, I'm not a flower!0 -
I only have a thing for plants .0
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she wouldn't do those things on the pole nekked0
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Wow and he never could pick up on nonsubtle hints like...too much0
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And she was way better at funny0
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Always hit me on the funny bone0
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He didn't like the hump in the wrong hands0
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He was too ticklish. I couldn't touch him anywhere without causing a fit of giggles.0
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She thought my eyeballs were ticklish0
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Her fake eyelashes were out of control0
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She always liked to dress up as a Motorcycle cop and handcuff me!0
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She would never play along0
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She always took to long to get ready0
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She thought putting on a sweatshirt was overdressing0
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She threw away my sweatshirt collection0
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I decided he was not my type and not happy with his own self.0
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I needed more colour in my life ..0
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I was too pasty white for her0
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She just up and left one day and changed her appearance! Came back looking even Hotter and asked for a Divorce!
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Divorce ?!! I never knew she was married0
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He wasn't divorced yet and came with baggage not put away0
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Always mixing up the XX with the XY0
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Always getting under my feet ..0
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She walked all over me!0
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A Tragic trampling accident0
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He dumped me after I was disfigured
So much for in sickness and in Health!
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Called me me 4 eyes0
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