We broke up because...
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She didn't understand I was helping w a project he had for work0
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she kept asking me to be in all the demonstrations for her projects.0
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He'd never do as I asked!0
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So bossy0
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She made me late for work all the time0
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Told me she was late0
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He had erectile dysfunction. Apparently a common thing for middle aged men0
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Brewers droop ..common in young drinkers1
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She kept trying to make me drink, forgetting I'm teetotal.0
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Kept poring water into my vodka... Water!!!0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »She kept trying to make me drink, forgetting I'm tea total.
He had no reason for not being able to get it up ..he was teetotal0 -
i had a reason, i broke up with it
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Limp dick .. 0
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3" nuff said0
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I was the wrong sex0
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Jealous my penis was bigger than his0
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She promised she'd quite chasing w her extra apendage0
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She had an appendix collection in jars. Creepy much?0
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she kept telling people to touch my crotch when we were in public0
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Had crotch crickets0
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that sounds disgusting lol
she insisted that we had jiggy jiggy 4 times a day.0 -
^^more like crotch lobsters..they were freakin huge0
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She prefered crickets as a pet ...I couldn't handle the chirping0
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She didn't like my craziness
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She couldn't appreciate the art of silence0
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She did this thing..with her mouth.
It was called talking0 -
Poor conversationalist0
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