We broke up because...
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Cast me in his "movies" ...u mm ...0
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Wouldn't let me see her movies0
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Wouldn't sign "the contract", had to put my handcuffs to other use0
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He cuffed me to the bed and left me..0
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I came home after work and she was cuffed to the bed0
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He stole my medal wore it around all day
So I cuffed myself to the bed0 -
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She ran off with 6 of the neighbours0
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The neighbors were always coming over at odd hours0
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He had this rash...
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She gave me this rash0
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Lol...true..he got rashy after I changed the washing liquid..however the crotch rash he got from the neighbour 2 doors up0
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I didn't know when she moved out she only moved 2 doors up0
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Mistook me for the floosy 2 doors up ..0
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she made a mistake and told me about the floosy 2 doors up
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Tramp ^^^0
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She didn't have a tramp stamp0
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She reminded me of Charlie Chaplin (the little tramp)0
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She said my ding dong was too small
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Paying for his tramps was leaving us broke1
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She was a poor house mom
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Paying for his tramps was leaving us broke
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3" ding dong nuff said lol0
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I was 3"............from the ground0
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You didn't like my brownies0
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kendall916 wrote: »You didn't like my brownies
Hi gorgeous girl..lovely to see you ..
She just upped and disappeared one day0
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