We broke up because...
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She wouldn't let me hide the biscuit
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His biscuit didn't have any gravy0
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We never broke up.. he just doesn't know it
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She invited her girlfriends over & smoked my stash.0
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Kept smoking after I asked to stop0
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I didn't find him smokin hot anymore0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I didn't find him smokin hot anymore
Left me for someone hotter, anyone she later told me0 -
Tis true..everyone was hotter ..0
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She moved to Alaska ..even though I was in Australia0
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Never understood me when I got upset, really hvernig í fjandanum eigum við að fara að því að rífast ef þú skilur ekki baun 0
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She insisted I wear this stupid Viking hat whenever we were together.0
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Never liked my unique style1
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Wanted to wear Spurs
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Would come home tired ..go straight to bed ..no sexy time..0
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I wasn't hot enough for sexy time, she made me bring my friends home for her0
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Really wasn't a very nice man ..I could do without him..0
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She didn't even want me around0
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True story ^^0
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Always told the truth ..got annoying when she told me I look funny0
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Thought she was funny telling jokes at my expense0
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Always late bringing my coffee!0
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She tastes like coffee0
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No matter what I did for her it was never enough!0
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Always pulled out a stop watch when i went to get her coffee0
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We were always competing for attention0
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I always got more attention0
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