We broke up because...
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She applied my make up on everyday ...never would let me do it myself0
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She didn't like my collection of sock puppets0
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He believed his puppets came to life during sexy time0
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She was always hitting on my puppets. Gave me an inferiority complex0 -
thedcubed1 wrote: »He never took off his helmet...he was a nevernude
He was always wanting to borrow my helmet1 -
The helmet got in the way during certain crucial moments0
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I had to wear my helmet during certain crucial moments or else she would have given me a concussion!0
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He understood my puppets needs more than mine1
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He took care of his puppets more than me0
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had too many needs0
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Found out about the penis
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had a weird laugh. couldn't take her out in public0
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always making a scene0
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She always made fun of my smile0
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smiled all the time, even at funerals0
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reminded me of slender man0
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had small eyes0
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Had eyes for someone else0
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She was just to small ...I looked like a giant next to her0
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face shamed me in public0
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He was guilty.. went to prison.0
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Never flushed
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She thought George Clooney was the best Batman1
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