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We broke up because...
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He hated my job working in the mines yet too lazy to get a job and bring home the bacon!0
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She was secretly having an affair with Kevin Bacon0
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She stalked Kevin bacon, that's how she found out about lulu. She always wanted to get footloose.0
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He couldn't keep up, he wasn't footloose and free like said0
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I had to kick his azz one day and unfortunately couldn't get my foot loose!
Needless to say he never forgave me for impaling him with my heel!0 -
She didn't want to be my swing partner ... Lol0
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She only gave me one high heel back... I bought her 2...;(1
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She found that heel and tried to use it on me0
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She found out that my ex still had the other one on his person!
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Lol.... She realized that only Cinderella where's the glass slipper.... And just refused to role play!!!!;(0
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I'm the grammar police, and she was always in trouble.0
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The heel is still there. I cry at night0
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His crying kept me up all night!0
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Damn auto correct.... And I cheated on the grammar police ... Lol1
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The bags under her eyes could hold an elephant0
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And she wouldn't stop crying!!!!!0
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Cried so mush my shirt was soaked. It was white and others thought I was in a wet t-shirt contest0
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She wore clothes that were all mushy!
No style at all!0 -
She doesn't like clothes and the purple in my hair. To crazy for her.0
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Too obsessed with appearances ..whats wrong with polka dots..stripes and floral together0
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Between her clothing ensembles and her hobby collecting aluminum cans, People started asking me why I was dating a bag Lady!
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She had prettier eyes than me!0
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She was the jealous type0
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She wasn't jealous enough0
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Always tried to make me get into fights over her!0
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When I talk to her I looked at her legs instead of her face0
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I was always catching him under my skirt!
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