We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He could drive one so well, it really made me question a lot of things.0
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His shifter got stuck in first gear!
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Didn't have a big joy stick0
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She never brought me tidings of Comfort or Joy!0
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Wow everyone jumping on my stick
Her nickname was the Grand Canyon0 -
She carried around a bag of used codoms and dirty underwear0
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MsMarvel23 wrote: »She carried around a bag of used codoms and dirty underwear
I was always having to clean out her car!0 -
always wanted to hold hands0
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She was out of my league0
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He sold himself short all of the time0
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She was 6'3", I'm 5'3"....it just didn't work.0
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She was always talking inches and said I want to SEE the inches not TALK about them1
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Size mattered to her to much0
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We didn't break up. Never. Ever. The zip ties are holding nicely.1
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She was not adventurous0
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His beard is much better than mine0
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She wouldn't let me in the funhouse0
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She called it a convent. Nun today dear0
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He was always saying "no, it's disrespectful"0
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She wouldn't let me call Shotgun!0
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She said yes to everybody but me!0
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He wouldn't let me lick his shotgun0
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She blew both my barrels!0
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I didn't have a shotgun for her to lick0
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She wouldn't eat the bullets0
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Her smile outshone mine.0
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She was too pretty for me!0
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She wanted me to be a slave and i wasn't willing.0
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Had a stranger tied to our bed when I got home0
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