We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was out of my league0
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He sold himself short all of the time0
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She was 6'3", I'm 5'3"....it just didn't work.0
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She was always talking inches and said I want to SEE the inches not TALK about them1
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Size mattered to her to much0
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We didn't break up. Never. Ever. The zip ties are holding nicely.1
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She was not adventurous0
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His beard is much better than mine0
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She wouldn't let me in the funhouse0
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She called it a convent. Nun today dear0
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He was always saying "no, it's disrespectful"0
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She wouldn't let me call Shotgun!0
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She said yes to everybody but me!0
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He wouldn't let me lick his shotgun0
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She blew both my barrels!0
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I didn't have a shotgun for her to lick0
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She wouldn't eat the bullets0
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Her smile outshone mine.0
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She was too pretty for me!0
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