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She has the grinch and hulk on speed dial

is the starting offensive linemen for the Seattle Seahawks

She wants to ride the dolpins at seaworld.

I saw her downtown the other day....she wore a fish costume and was roller blading the wrong way up a one-way street....I think the candy she was throwing to the kids was what really got my attention...

Stubs his cigar out on unsuspecting strangers

Saves my cigar stubs..too cheap to buy her own cigars

Only enjoys machine made cigars. Way too cheap to buy handmade.

lag - my lie was meant for Jo... lol

Her skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear her thoughts

She is the third member of Daft Punk

If she went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen

after making love, she bites the head off her partner

Is tattoo from fantasy island

Her only fantasy is a sex life.....

Likes to keep it in the family