Intermittent Farting.

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  • UncleMac
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  • fortcox
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    I would like to thank you so much for sharing this tip. I am introducing these techniques to my yoga class, and I have purchased extra fans for air circulation.
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,182 Member
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    A healthy biome (your population of gut bacteria) and an abundance of fiber in your diet (which feeds your biome) leads to a vibrant sphincter.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I have tried this at work. The coworkers are not fans of this and have gone to HR...what should I do? I've informed them its part of a new regimen. Will I have a case in court if I am let go?
  • Timshel_
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    This thread stinks.
  • UncleMac
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    fortcox wrote: »
    I would like to thank you so much for sharing this tip. I am introducing these techniques to my yoga class, and I have purchased extra fans for air circulation.

    As a dedicated yogi, I approve of this plan... especially the fans!!

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  • UncleMac
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    All hail the Fart Fairy, Tinkerbell's naughty cousin...

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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,232 Member
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    As a dedicated yogi, I approve of this plan... especially the fans!!

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    My DS is a Hot Yoga instructor in NYC. Last year I promised him I would try a yoga class at my local gym and put it on my bucket list. So last Jan I went to my first yoga class, when he asked me how it went I said I couldn't relax b/c I kept feeling like I was going to fart. He said "Oh Dad, everyone doing yoga farts! Just let it rip!"
    I have not been to my second class.

    How common is farting in yoga class?
  • UncleMac
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    edited August 2016
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    Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    My DS is a Hot Yoga instructor in NYC. Last year I promised him I would try a yoga class at my local gym and put it on my bucket list. So last Jan I went to my first yoga class, when he asked me how it went I said I couldn't relax b/c I kept feeling like I was going to fart. He said "Oh Dad, everyone doing yoga farts! Just let it rip!"
    I have not been to my second class.

    How common is farting in yoga class?
    Slightly less common that breathing... but we do try to be subtle about it.
  • azfire5
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    I don't care who you are. Farts are funny lol
  • UncleMac
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    Sort of answering the age-old question... "Can you outrun a fart?"

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  • UncleMac
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    Long time, no fart...

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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    To fart, or not to fart...
  • UncleMac
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    Dude!! My nose is sensitive!!

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  • UncleMac
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    Resurrected by the beans...

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  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
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    Sidesteal wrote: »
    I've decided to try Intermittent Farting. You basically skip breakfast, then you Fart, Intermittently. Most common practice is the 16/8 IF plan where you hold it for 16 seconds then you rip one for 8 seconds. The other alternative method of IF is called Fart, Stop, Fart, but that's more of an alternate day plan.

    BCAA's optional.

    lol

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