I've lost an elephant's penis

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  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    edited August 2016
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    cbelc2 wrote: »
    This week, I lost the rack of baby back ribs that I didn't eat! I need to lose half an elephant man part.
    P...P...Penis!

  • kprimaverab
    kprimaverab Posts: 32 Member
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    Sperm whales brain
    *one month in* !!!
    Aiming for a newborn calf ideally
  • meganjcallaghan
    meganjcallaghan Posts: 949 Member
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    I've lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary as well as the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year.....that doesn't exactly roll off the tongue as nicely as "I've lost an Elephant's penis"......maybe I could go with "I've lost 3 elephant's penises minus slightly less than the average human newborn"....no. that is still quite the mouthful.
  • Mandy_1982
    Mandy_1982 Posts: 160 Member
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    I've lot an average house cat, since June. Hoping for that elephant penis by January. Haha.
  • jamesrandel81
    jamesrandel81 Posts: 38 Member
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    I lost a 185 lbs and now call it my ex wife
  • jamesrandel81
    jamesrandel81 Posts: 38 Member
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    But real talk I've lost a bald eagle and got a small. Bale of hay to go
  • fwitsend1277
    fwitsend1277 Posts: 288 Member
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    An elephants heart so far....but aiming for roughly a fashion model I think haha
  • ogmomma2012
    ogmomma2012 Posts: 1,520 Member
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    I've lost a gold brick. :)
  • AmyWebb2
    AmyWebb2 Posts: 69 Member
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    I am almost at an air conditioner!! Got a small bale of hay left.
  • HisangelG
    HisangelG Posts: 96 Member
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    I've lost an average 2 year old and a rack of baby back ribs. My ultimate goal...losing Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • DelceeU
    DelceeU Posts: 2 Member
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    I've lost an average human brain
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
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    I've lost a little over an average 2 year old. I'm a little over a pound away from the average amount of cheese an American eats in a year. Fingers crossed I get there in the next 2 weeks (my goal is set to lose .5/week).
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
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    cerise_noir wrote: »
    cbelc2 wrote: »
    This week, I lost the rack of baby back ribs that I didn't eat! I need to lose half an elephant man part.
    P...P...Penis!

    For some reason I read this to the chia pet jingle theme, lol
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg. In 4 months. Still don't see much difference. Hopefully by the time I hit elephant penis xD
  • BuddhaB0y
    BuddhaB0y Posts: 199 Member
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    I've lost an apparent average woman.

    Well make that 2 the gf and I broke up Monday too lol.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    Time to check the list again...Haaaaay I'm up to a newborn calf!
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    BuddhaB0y wrote: »
    I've lost an apparent average woman.

    Well make that 2 the gf and I broke up Monday too lol.

    @BuddhaB0y Sorry. I Awesomed that before I read the 2nd part. Bummer. :(

    So...you're available, then? B)
  • narak_lol
    narak_lol Posts: 855 Member
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    I lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream!

    Hmm... ice cream nom nom <3
  • Myki3012
    Myki3012 Posts: 153 Member
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    Firstly this is great. Secondly, a newborn calf.
  • luneniege
    luneniege Posts: 3 Member
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    I am currently at a mid-sized microwave, but aiming at a month's worth of trash....

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