First Dates: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

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  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    Furious_Kiwi wrote: »
    Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.

    I hope your left hand wasn't your dominant one.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    My best dates have always been with Italian men.

    When the jizz hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore...

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  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
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    Villae81 wrote: »
    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    My best dates have always been with Italian men.

    When the jizz hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore...

    Speaking from experience?

    Thankfully not. A lady keeps her eyes shut...
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    So, question to the women:
    You see a poorly spelled profile. What's your reaction to the bad grammar?

    When someone says your sexy.... What bothers you more, is it the grammar or the lack of substance/creativity??
    Same with the their versus there.

    Gets popcorn.

    It happens so much, I've learned to overlook most of it. Compared to someone messaging me from jail, and his profile pics legitimately taken from his cell.....grammar issues are the least thing to be concerned about.
    You're kidding right or have you actually come across these profiles?! :|

    I took screen shots. Maybe I'll block out his face and post them.....
  • arleban
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    So, question to the women:
    You see a poorly spelled profile. What's your reaction to the bad grammar?

    When someone says your sexy.... What bothers you more, is it the grammar or the lack of substance/creativity??
    Same with the their versus there.

    Gets popcorn.

    It happens so much, I've learned to overlook most of it. Compared to someone messaging me from jail, and his profile pics legitimately taken from his cell.....grammar issues are the least thing to be concerned about.

    ... O_O
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Wow. Well... No I actually trust you. I just can't fathom they think that kind of profile picture is okay for dating primetime when you put yourself out there.

    There're many desperate women, why do you think they let Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker die naturally; instead of executing him? Because his wife (which she only knew of his existence because of his crimes) vowed to commit suicide, when he was executed.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    That first date description though!
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    Villae81 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
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    That first date description though!

    So when you two hooking up?

    Game time baby!
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    Well he's got a little more than a year left to go, so we have plenty of time to plan out our dream date!
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    Villae81 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Well he's got a little more than a year left to go, so we have plenty of time to plan out our dream date!

    What's he in for? hopefully not for domestic abuse

    Whatever gives you 8 years...
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
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    That first date description though!

    Holy Hell. This is fantastic! LOL!
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Villae81 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
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    That first date description though!

    So when you two hooking up?

    Game time baby!

    If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! /Brannigan
  • KevinPsalm23v4
    KevinPsalm23v4 Posts: 208 Member
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    Sooooooo I'm going through a divorce. I tried dating ONCE - it wont happen till I loose 100 pounds and am fully divorced. So I posted a profile on a dating website(s) ALL of which said "I AM GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE" or "SEPARATED"

    We meet up for that first date, 30 minutes into to it, it was going very well!

    She then asked "So when did you get divorced, why did you get divorced?"

    I say "Ummm, it's not finalized yet"

    She says "WTF, you lied!"

    I say "Did you read my profile?"

    She said "Nope, I just liked your profile picture"

    She walked out and left me paying for dinner...........
  • KevinPsalm23v4
    KevinPsalm23v4 Posts: 208 Member
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    km8907 wrote: »
    He showed up wearing a Dolphins jersey. All downhill from there....plus he left his trash on the seat after the movies. I hate that.

    If I wore a Patriots Jersey - would that have been better?
  • KevinPsalm23v4
    KevinPsalm23v4 Posts: 208 Member
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    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Furious_Kiwi wrote: »
    Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.

    @Furious_Kiwi if your first Tinder date involved a lap dance...well a trip to the ER is just a small price to pay!

    At this point simply talking dirty to me would be more than enough, on the phone or texting.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
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    That first date description though!

    I can't even...it's like...what??

    But maybe he's your soulmate....

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