I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    @Lipstick_n_lunges
    You are totally my type of woman I'm a hopeless romantic
  • Lipstick_n_lunges
    Lipstick_n_lunges Posts: 1,201 Member
    Well then we shall call this the reasons you should date me lol
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    It'll be a fairy tale I hope you enjoy long walks at the beach lots of red Roses
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    I forgot to add to my list that I'm extremely sarcastic and a giant smartass.
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I'm all Bronze and Good Looks No Brains
  • knelson095
    knelson095 Posts: 254 Member
    -I interrupt people.
    -I send multiple texts consecutively. I get ahead of myself and push send before I should.
    -I'm pretty sure I have undiagnosed ADD.
    -I talk too much.
    -I'm pretty narcissistic.
    -I can't keep a secret. Get me drunk and ask me questions and I will tell you all about me and anyone else I know anything about.
    -I have very little ambition. I am perfectly happy being a housewife.
    -I love my cat and my phone is filled with pictures of him that I will probably show you.
    -I don't know how to date. I married my high school sweetheart, first real boyfriend. If I had to date right now...I probably wouldn't. It sounds horrifying.

  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    Even tho I have a 3.00 gpa in Calculus
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    Sigh
  • liftinggoddess1
    liftinggoddess1 Posts: 305 Member
    I come with 2 kids and emotional baggage
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I love kids your just assuming when you assume your always likely wrong
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I like being a role Model
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    edited August 2016
    1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
    2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
    3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
    4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
    5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    I drive to fast, i talk too much, i get really nervous, im ugly
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    arleban wrote: »
    Because it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!!

    I'm sometimes too silly when I should be serious.

    Because it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!!!
  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
    I have severe trauma and trust issues from the years of emotional abuse from bad boyfriends. I've been single so long to find myself and get help to overcome trauma that I don't know how to be in a relationship anymore. Or if I ever could be again.

    Also now I really want a hug from @Verchild lol
  • Mdistler92
    Mdistler92 Posts: 13 Member
    Jesus, where to begin XD
    I have been told I'm intimidating and brash.
    My defense mechanism is to laugh.
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor.
    I get bored easily.
    I have an annoying subconscious need to be right on everything.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Mdistler92 wrote: »
    Jesus, where to begin XD
    I have been told I'm intimidating and brash.
    My defense mechanism is to laugh.
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor.
    I get bored easily.
    I have an annoying subconscious need to be right on everything.

    Wow. I have found my doppelganger.
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
    2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
    3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
    4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
    5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!

    Doesn't sound like challenge it's just going to be 50 50 then

  • fat2fitbunana
    fat2fitbunana Posts: 15 Member
    I treat dating like an experiment
  • MsQ80
    MsQ80 Posts: 204 Member
    I'm waaaaay to sarcastic.. Probs to sexual.. And I apologize a lot.

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