I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    I'm full of chit and constantly make random things up just to see if people believe me, then laugh at them when they do.
  • BreonnaQueen
    BreonnaQueen Posts: 58 Member
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    1. I'll order a hamburger and a salad. You'll order a hamburger and fries yet I will reach over and eat half of those fries on your place.
    2. I hate being told No.
    3. I turn any situation into a song.. sometimes the songs aren't that great

  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    @Verchild
    Maybe I need to add the sarcasm disclaimer to the bouts of random cursing one on my profile description. :grimace:
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
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    I've thought of another:
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
    I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.
  • bigpoppa_
    bigpoppa_ Posts: 207 Member
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    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    I've thought of another:
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
    I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.

    You say these like they're BAD things...
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    1. I don't like to talk on the phone ( text me bro)
    2. I require alone time
    3. I don't like to be controlled or control anyone else
    4. I like to roll over and pass out after " fun time" i.e. I forget to cuddle.

    My people!
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    Angela937 wrote: »
    I might throw up on you!

    oh come on. he deserved that.
  • ladydy911
    ladydy911 Posts: 126 Member
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    1. I am very sarcastic and most people don't pick up on it.
    2. I work way to much.
    3. My mind never stops.
    4. I tend to get off subject quite easily
    5. I love to read, any book, any subject matter, any time.
    6. I love the beach.
    7. I love wine.
    8. Wait, nevermind.
  • ladydy911
    ladydy911 Posts: 126 Member
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    Is all this sarcastic then?? Or am I just not picking up on it?[/quote]


    That is for me to know and you to wonder about--for at least the next 30 seconds or so---
  • bombshellinprogress
    bombshellinprogress Posts: 125 Member
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    I'm very sarcastic
    I take things too personal
    I can be very forward
    I have the mouth of a sailor
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
    @Verchild
    Maybe I need to add the sarcasm disclaimer to the bouts of random cursing one on my profile description. :grimace:

    BWahahahahaahhaahha. Naw, you are awesome. Besides it keeps people on their toes!
  • PandoraGreen721
    PandoraGreen721 Posts: 450 Member
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    I have a very low tolerance for bs and will call you on it. I also laugh at inappropriate times...and tend to always be the dominate one in the relationship.

  • ronevans534
    ronevans534 Posts: 51 Member
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    Because I'm madly in love with @Louise1491 B)
  • sarahesingleton
    sarahesingleton Posts: 13 Member
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    I like to be alone and I'm very used to being alone. My me time is serenity. I will forget you are there.
  • Return2Fit
    Return2Fit Posts: 226 Member
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    I always order expensive food items, then realize suddenly that I "forgot" my wallet --haha --->OOPS!
    And it gets worse!
    :o
    After 10 dates like that, I propose marriage!

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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    You know what is sad? Not one person here has mentioned bad breath. I know one of you has stank breath!


  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    nobody wants to be in a relationship where they are wrong all the time

    At least you have the most badass username ever. I teach my students temet nosce, but same dif, right?

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