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  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Is Mike Tyson's tattoo artist.. wtf were you thinking letting him put that *kitten* on his face?

    Hey, a payment is a payment.

    Called Carly Rae Jespen...maybe.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Speaking of payments.. makes extra money by being a cat translator
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
    edited August 2016
    Was in Latvian Witness Protection Program for witnessing a high level official having inappropriate relations with a mongoose. The cover identity was as a backup dancer for Miami Sound Machine but retired in 1988 to pursue a career as a professional seat filler for the Emmy's and currently enjoys collecting beach glass and used matches.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    she's a farce. "eternaltruth" blah!
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Is really Tomk652016. He just wanted to move up a rank.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Is angry because he didn't think of the user name Tomk652015
    EternalTruth wrote: »
    Was in Latvian Witness Protection Program for witnessing a high level official having inappropriate relations with a mongoose. The cover identity was as a backup dancer for Miami Sound Machine but retired in 1988 to pursue a career as a professional seat filler for the Emmy's and currently enjoys collecting beach glass and used matches.

    I just F'ing died laughing..
  • KPriceAk
    KPriceAk Posts: 2,432 Member
    uses turtle wax on his head each night ...
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    KPriceAk wrote: »
    uses turtle wax on his head each night ...

    she keeps her window blinds just open enough to see in.................................... so i hear
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    he's straight
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He has a twin
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  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    He's not aware of resembling Crowe in Gladiator
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    she harvests the parts of turtles wax comes from then stacks them in the corner in the shape of mount Rushmore.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    wouldn't walk through a burned field
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    runs around trying to get me to stand on his shoulders for no reason whatsoever
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    edited August 2016
    Revealed that his shoulders are not what @Tomk652015 actually wants to climb on.
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
    Came in 3rd place in a walkathon to raise money for Awareness of 'Flatulance & the Global Warming Crisis'. Walked 52 miles and managed to raise $5.25 and 3 cans of pinto beans. This was $2.00 more than what she raised for 'Parkas for Penguins' by knitting leg warmers for abandoned cats.
  • TheAwakening22
    TheAwakening22 Posts: 2,409 Member
    Don't let the name full you. She posted in here for a reason.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Sponsored me in the walk and she only had $5.25 but threw in the pinto beans as a tip :#
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    What you see in the rear window is the Millennium Falcon readying to engage its hyperdrive.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Isn't hiding under an ubrella because of lousy weather
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Wanted for armed robbery in 6 states
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Baths in butterscotch pudding then asks strangers to lick him to see if he still tastes scotchy
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Would prefer butter to scotch
  • Cheeky_and_Geeky
    Cheeky_and_Geeky Posts: 984 Member
    Dressed as Aeon Flux at Comicon
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  • TheAwakening22
    TheAwakening22 Posts: 2,409 Member
    Is adamant about having 2 Ls in her username.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Murdered several pumpkins in the summer of 1974, it was a dark year for her but until today she had gotten away with it. If it weren't for Aly and her meddling kids!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He was the look out... he only screamed a few times as my kids wrapped him with duct tape
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    edited August 2016
    They brought me back to their house, once the kids went to bed. She walked over to me and asked me if i could speak German and if I had a preference in safewords.

    That was a weird day.

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