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What makes you a horrible MFP friend?

melmelw03
melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
in Chit-Chat
I want to give out a warning to some of the ones who friend request me....I'm not as cool as you think I am.

Reasons why I'm not a good Pal:

-I suck at the wall love thing. I don't have enough synonyms for "Sweets", "Babe", "Sugar", and "Hun" in my vocabulary
-I don't post Hump Day booty pics
-I don't regularly log my meals, and if I do, the diary is on private. Because I don't want you seeing I ate cookie butter by the spoonful
-Some of my posts aren't fitness related
-I may offend some with random bouts of cursing (Disclaimer is clearly in my profile though)



What makes you a crappy MFP friend?
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  • Carbybarbie
    Carbybarbie Posts: 102 Member
    All the above and more
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I hardly log and don't encourage friends that haven't logged on in days. I'm mostly here for the forums tbh.
  • mrbullfrog
    mrbullfrog Posts: 54 Member
    I only friend you to look at your hump day booty pics
  • mrbullfrog
    mrbullfrog Posts: 54 Member
    What's today??
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Well I think you're a great MFP friend, but then I like your list so....

    -I don't post booty pics, those are reserved for the specials ;)
    -I post songs you probably won't like daily.
    - I am clumsy and post things I meant to put elsewhere.
    - I'm odd.
    - I won't send you noodz just because you compliment me.
    - I forget important details sometimes, like your name.

    I so wish you had to put your name somewhere on your profile. I suck with names! We can be friends for 400 days (my current log in streak) and the only time I saw your name was day 1 that we became friends.

    I'm Melody btw.....no one ever calls me that though. At least Mel is in my username.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    I'm really trying to be a good friend and be encouraging. I have to face it, nothing I say sounds inspirational. I'm not a motivating person. I've lost weight because I get up and make myself do it. I do like seeing others stuff.
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    friends what are those... :(
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    edited August 2016
    I can go for months at a time and not encourage/like/comment my friends.

    To be honest it is kind of time consuming and exhausting sometimes.
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    I rarely comment or like on status that aren't fitness related. I don't write on walls and I don't flirt. I'm horrible I tell you ;)
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    -most of my statuses aren't fitness related
    -I very rarely post pics and if I do you're still only getting the face (sorry hump day)
    -My diary is private as well
    -I almost always forget to close my diary so I rarely have the "under calorie goal" announcement
    -I don't always respond to PMs in a timely manner
    -I will comment on your status and forget to check back so I may not see your reply lol

    I have no idea why we aren't friends yet.
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    Sometimes I don't read your status and just Like it for no very good reason.

    I try to stay weary if it's a sad post though

    Sometimes a paragraph is too much for my little head to read
  • aaronstewart582
    aaronstewart582 Posts: 2 Member
    I didn't even know you could have friends on this app! I just found this section. So that makes me horrible by default.
  • Cahgetsfit
    Cahgetsfit Posts: 1,912 Member
    I'm only replying to this because i'm in a boring as batshit staff training thing for some stupid site I already know how to use AND you Melody - are one of my friends.

    I make a shitful friend because I:

    *say the EFF word a LOT
    * whinge and moan and complain when things are not optimal in my life
    * rarely leave wall love on friend's walls (but I do 'LIKE' a lot of stuff)
    * don't post pictures of my butt (but sometimes do of other stuff like my gut)
    * often write enormously long updates that no-one can get through reading without having a bowl of popcorn to keep them busy. They go off on tangents too.
    * on days like this when I am bored at work stuff I post a lot because I have nothing else to do

    But - I do leave comments sometimes :)
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    I'm mostly active on days where women are more inclined to show their butts or cleav.
  • _birdie__
    _birdie__ Posts: 308 Member
    i'm a pretty great mfp friend

    i post in walls but try not to creep too much

    i got ur back in the forums

    i post macabre quotes and memes

    ya idk why i dont have more friends
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I don't do hump day pics and once initiated bulge day pics...neither have went over well.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    _birdie__ wrote: »
    i'm a pretty great mfp friend

    i post in walls but try not to creep too much

    i got ur back in the forums

    i post macabre quotes and memes

    ya idk why i dont have more friends
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Your awesomeness is a little intimidating! I wanted to be your friend long before it happened lol.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I pat myself on the back for having a majority of MFP's most awesome on my Friends list. I don't think I'm too horrible because most of you have stuck with me for quite awhile now. Feel free to tell me how I can do better unless it includes anything to do with exercise and or food logging :)<3
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I just visited a friend's profile. Just like that.... And then I visited another and then another.

    You have these creepo dudes posting weird status messages like...
    "Hey baby have a lovely day"
    "Good morning baby"
    "Have a wonderful day sweetheart"
    "Sending you warm wishes honey"
    "Happy Thursday babe"

    First, what the fudge.
    Second, are these dudes this whacked out?!

    Do the women like these messages?! I mean daily. Every day. One dude goes good morning baby every effing day. He has been persistent for a couple weeks or more.

    Maybe they're a couple irl? I hate being called pet names though by someone I don't even know, so he'd definitely be deleted.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    I disappear for ages.
    I'm kind of a dick that way.
    Real life get's in the way A LOT

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