We broke up because...
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Then she hid the jar0
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he kept looking for my peanut butter jar!0
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She tried chasing me with a metal pipe.0
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Caught her share PB with some one else0
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He saw spoon as a metal pipe!0
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She hid all my spoons.0
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left me with rusted metal pipe0
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he was obsessed with metal pipes!0
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She was jealous of my obsessions0
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He took my annoyance as jealousy0
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Because I couldn't figure out her emotions0
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Caught him humping my stuffed toys ..
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because i knocked all the stuffing out her toys0
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He was a prude
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She got headaches every night and had to wash her hair.0
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He pulled my hair too hard0
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Didn't like it rough0
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Her fingernails were always rough. Ever hear of a nail file?0
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she didnt like my bear paws scratching at her tender skin0
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He liked to let the pet bears in the bedroom. And he was a guy...0
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Had some strange fetishes that involved pet cemetaries0
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She left me at the cemetery0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Had some strange fetishes that involved pet cemetaries
She told me about her ex that had a strange fetish for pet cemeteries. He and I now double date with women who are open to trying new things.0 -
He kept asking for double.....
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He obviously doesn't know me at all..0
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She cheated on me0
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Cuz he didn't put out..1
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She put me out on a dirt road and left0
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Well in my defense, she said she liked it dirty.0
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He wouldn't let me ride his beard said it was too sacred0
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