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she wears Little Mermaid panties -0
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Those are his favorite panties that I have. He often borrows them to wear himself.1
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He really likes how his man thong leaves room for question when he bends over at the gym.0
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Wears a mermaid tail at the gym. Yells at people when she falls off the treatmill.Chrisjuvers wrote: »Keeps calling me so I will whisper in his ears and call him God.
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He walks w his head turned ..makes him look manly...so he thinks0
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Pees in the shower0
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Wears non prescription glasses to look smarter!0
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She has 4 legs...
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Isn't "Big" at all and is built like Lord Farquaad from Shrek!2
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the carpet does NOT match the drapes~0
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He's an interior designer and always insists they match0
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Is upset because someone stole his drapes but didn't touch his carpet.0
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Secretly hates nachos0
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doesnt own a carpet~0
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Wishes he had drapes to match his shag carpet
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Has carpet burns..1
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Wishes he had them too0
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Doesn't know what DP stands for1
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Did time for taking too many Magic Carpet Rides0
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Tried out for an Oompa Loompa part in the movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory but didn't make it. Said she'd be better as The Blueberry Girl!0
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Is actually a 63 year old man named Stuart0
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Is actually Lois Lane0
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Is a Hardass Warden at a Max Security Prison0
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owns a rolls royce for every day of the week.0
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Never eats poptarts, cheeze its, or goes to the gym.1
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Is never mistaken for a pageant queen!0
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