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Was supposed to meet me for coffee, but stood me up0
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She stood him up because she was busy at the Christmas play.1
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Has a body in her boot ..0
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Is wondering how to get rid of the body in her boot now we all know about it.0
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Comes up with a solid plan to help her but wants paid in cases of beer0
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runs a beer currency exchange system0
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Is making me a sandwich0
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Booty time wasn't that good so they are in the kitchen making their own sandwich.0
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Is making me a Jimmy John's sandwich1
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This is about posting a lie, right?
^^ Makes so many sandwiches, she's petitioning the governing body to accept bread buttering as an Olympic sport.0 -
Love to have his 'bread buttered' but I'm still not making him a sandwich.0
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Cannot butter bread at all, not even in an emergency0
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Is allergic to butter knives.
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Breaks out in hives if he touches oranges0
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Chrisjuvers wrote: »Love to have his 'bread buttered' but I'm still not making him a sandwich.
She's into the full latex bodysuit BDSM scene. Her favourite submissive role is that of sandwich maker.0 -
Plays naked twister with me last night0
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Videos herself playing naked twister and uploads it to Youtube0
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Made me bolt the door to keep him there0
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Faps to youtube videos of people popping zits.0
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She wears her bra on the outside of her clothes0
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Justpeachy02 wrote: »She wears her bra on the outside of her clothes
Had her eyeballs replaced by blue lasers by the UK Government during the Falklands War, just in case.0 -
He's in the witness protection program0
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She sings skip to my Lou when she runs0
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