Post a lie about the person above

Wants me to bury his body in sand all except for his *naughty parts*. I did it.

He faked some injuries

loves to salute to flagpoles

Watches guys polishing flagpoles

Is jealous of my title

Works all night polishing poles.

Gives me a discount

Keeps asking if I'll help be her personal assistant. Unfortunately free doesn't pay well, keep asking her about being 'easy' instead. Still considering last proposition, will likely takes weeks to negotiate for a mutually satisfactory agreement.

All he cares about is being polished. What about equality? @Sugarmuse and I are sad. Sniffles.

She doesn't know that they were originally hers before @Chrisjuvers took them from me.

Makes perfect sense even when somehow posting under the wrong person

@Chrisjuvers Is a trained medical professional and knows what she is talking about all the time.

Wants me to be the doctor but I told her that I forgot my stethoscope.

Knows this because she is inside the car with the stethoscope.

She meant to say, in the car, with the stethoscope and Ms. Scarlet