I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    Also these are really fun to read
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    Pandabug93 wrote: »
    I'm bossy

    I have a lot of animals

    I don't have a job right now

    I like to have conversations all the time

    I am lazy

    I get bored easily

    I like to play video games and can get caught up/ignore people

    I'm terrified of spiders and make other people take them outside, alive

    I think I found the person most like me on here so far
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    DrenRigs wrote: »
    I'm way into fitness and am an MMa Fighter

    Marry me
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  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    brianbgboy wrote: »
    because im a giant. im 6'6" and 240lbs. it has its advantages for some ladies but others find it awkward...

    :love:
  • ROBOTFOOD
    ROBOTFOOD Posts: 5,527 Member
    I'm on a YOLO forever bulk
    I eat all the food
    I only like metal
    I don't like public
    I'm lazy
    I don't always remember things
    I'm forever bearded
    I only drive trucks
    Not good with names
    Love video games
    Love stupid tv shows/movies (comedy)
    I snowboard every wk in winter no matter what
    Love cold / hate heat (and I live in Vegas LMAO)
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    ROBOTFOOD wrote: »
    I'm on a YOLO forever bulk
    I eat all the food
    I only like metal
    I don't like public
    I'm lazy
    I don't always remember things
    I'm forever bearded
    I only drive trucks
    Not good with names
    Love video games
    Love stupid tv shows/movies (comedy)
    I snowboard every wk in winter no matter what
    Love cold / hate heat (and I live in Vegas LMAO)

    :love:
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    edited August 2016
    Im antisocial deep down inside.

    Yet your profile pic tee says Free Hugs ;)
  • MishaWest79
    MishaWest79 Posts: 166 Member
    edited August 2016
    > I despise conflict, but will fight to the death if pushed
    > I am solution focused and give way too much advice
    > Idle chit chat bores me
    > I will expect to hear your whole life story immediately
    > I will call you out on things if I smell *kitten*
    > If you are a narcissist I will leave when you are visiting the restroom
    > I have an annoying habit of 'always' being right and enjoy debating topics
    > Intelligence is sexy, no brain? no date!
    > I will stand up and leave if you start talking about team sports, especially AFL
    > Money does not impress me, nor do cars or stories about your ex partner(s)
    > I am a nerd at heart
    > I expect affection, people with personal space issues baffle me
    > I don't take compliments well
    > I can be a smart *kitten*, it is a default response
    > If I am not into you I will tell you so, politely
    > If you are racist, bigoted, sexist or down on the human race in any way I will *kitten* slap you
  • BasicGreatGuy
    BasicGreatGuy Posts: 857 Member
    - I'm really, really damaged
    A diamond appears the same way when it has been found deep in the earth. Once the debris has been gently pulled away and the diamond seen for the beauty that it is, it is carefully polished, so that its inner reflection can shine as bright as our imagination.

    While you may have had some terrible experiences in the past, don't allow them to define who you are. You are still a diamond meant to shine.
  • BasicGreatGuy
    BasicGreatGuy Posts: 857 Member
    Im crap at asking questions so i will know nothing about you unless you offer up this info . I cant talk dirty if my life depended on it so flirting is difficult and awkward.
    When flirtation comes from within, and is as natural and meaningful as a heartbeat, the other person will not only hear the words, they will feel them as well.
  • neldabg
    neldabg Posts: 1,452 Member
    -I have high expectations
    -I can be really really selfish and arrogant
    -I'm a loner
    -I like to keep my options open
    -I like to try new things and experiences frequently (settling is not my thing)
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    Lucy1771 wrote: »
    Im antisocial deep down inside.

    Yet your profile pic tee says Free Hugs ;)

    That is to help me over come my antisocial disorder.. lol helps people be let intimidated by me. I most folks just read the shirt, every once in a while ill actually get a hug, and it helps start conversations. I have a hard time starting conversations with strangers. I can never go to a bar, and just talk to woman there, I would die... lol
  • King_Spicy
    King_Spicy Posts: 821 Member
    1. Because I'm awesome enough to ruin all expectations of future bfs :)
  • Aaisha92
    Aaisha92 Posts: 206 Member
    Ugh can't stand small talk ... no one ever wants to discuss the universe or something :*
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Because you may want a second date and I will have to schedule you in.
  • moya_bleh
    moya_bleh Posts: 1,375 Member
    edited August 2016
    I'll let my first day back on Tinder answer that one for me! :lol:

    As an experiment, I set my age rating from 40 (I'm 42) upto anything and I swipe right on EVERY profile until I run out of likes. 24 hrs later and..........hehe!

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  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    moya_bleh wrote: »
    I'll let my first day back on Tinder answer that one for me! :lol:

    As an experiment, I set my age rating from 40 (I'm 42) upto anything and I swipe right on EVERY profile until I run out of likes. 24 hrs later and..........hehe!

    wjpt1gronyb6.jpg

    Why not go a bit younger? I'm 31 and would be perfectly willing to go out with someone who is upwards of 42.
  • moya_bleh
    moya_bleh Posts: 1,375 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    moya_bleh wrote: »
    I'll let my first day back on Tinder answer that one for me! :lol:

    As an experiment, I set my age rating from 40 (I'm 42) upto anything and I swipe right on EVERY profile until I run out of likes. 24 hrs later and..........hehe!

    wjpt1gronyb6.jpg

    Why not go a bit younger? I'm 31 and would be perfectly willing to go out with someone who is upwards of 42.

    The nature of dating sites is everybody wanting somebody at least ten years their junior - must be an ego thing. I think I must be the only person who goes for the 'five years either side of my own' approach. I'll be lucky if I match with anybody below the age of 50! :lol:
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    1. I expect the other person to be really funny and sarcastic, at all times. If we're at a funeral, it's ok for you to twerk on my lap to cheer me up. I don't care what other people think.
    2. I don't care what other people think.
    3. I don't date people with cars. I like to hunt, kayak, and be outside. How can we pull a boat or 4 wheeler with a car. Doesn't work for me.
    4. I'm just a biotch in general.
  • Mrmiller0422
    Mrmiller0422 Posts: 91 Member
    nobody wants to be in a relationship where they are wrong all the time

    So true
  • lippygidg
    lippygidg Posts: 68 Member
    My abs look nothing like yours :/
    Chances are those aren't his abs either ;) lol
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Well, I like to have someone that is totally into me as me. Not for whatever expectations anyone has. Give me that, I give everything back. Sounds simple but it is so hard to find, but harder to maintain.

    Has to be very physical, cerebral, spiritual, and emotional.
  • Elise4270
    Elise4270 Posts: 8,375 Member
    I don't have time to emotional baby sit.
    And I hate pretending to be interested in others.
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    I only like men, that don't have; a body type preference & don't need personal space.

    I don't believe in privacy, between couples. I don't care if you're in the bathroom, while I am using the scale. Just like you shouldn't care, if I have to get an Advil; while you're going #2.

    I hate his & her closets, bathrooms, bedrooms and/or side of the bed, etc. I might as well stay; single then; if I'm going to feel as though I am.
  • starlight682
    starlight682 Posts: 35 Member
    I get bored easily in relationships

    I talk a lot

    I have an unusual interest in weird and unusual facts

    some of the reasons why i'm still single probably
  • Zealand4530
    Zealand4530 Posts: 180 Member
    I have a very dry sense of humor
    I have no filter I say stupid things, jokes, comments
    I work a lot
    I don't like trying new things
    Hockey 4 times a week
    I hate to clean
    I don't like to talk much have a hard time expressing feelings
    Everyone loves me
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    I'm a bit of a fast walker and I like to avoid the crowds
  • MishaWest79
    MishaWest79 Posts: 166 Member
    You are amazing @Louise1491 <3
    Thanks for loving me flaws and all :p