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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
    HeyaBerg wrote: »
    She froze to death when she came to Iceland for a visit.
    jo_madre wrote: »
    On the job accident at a strip club.

    I'm not a stripper and that was not an ok comment

    Meh
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  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Somehow, mysteriously, his car is going to be crushed by an iceberg.

    She'll be hugged to death by a very grateful Icelandic viking..
  • habibstatham99
    habibstatham99 Posts: 339 Member
    Overdose
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  • habibstatham99
    habibstatham99 Posts: 339 Member
    Suicide due to regret of a murder :D
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  • habibstatham99
    habibstatham99 Posts: 339 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    shaving accident

    U know i just shaved today? The gym bar will fall while she is bench pressing
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    A tiny viking chick fell from her pole and straight on to him.. To bad his body wasn't strong enough to take the force of the hit.
  • habibstatham99
    habibstatham99 Posts: 339 Member
    HeyaBerg wrote: »
    A tiny viking chick fell from her pole and straight on to him.. To bad his body wasn't strong enough to take the force of the hit.

    Did my body break her fall? Anyway u will fall from that pole onto a beer bottle n the glass will go straight through ur heart
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    habibstatham99 wrote: »
    HeyaBerg wrote: »
    A tiny viking chick fell from her pole and straight on to him.. To bad his body wasn't strong enough to take the force of the hit.

    Did my body break her fall? Anyway u will fall from that pole onto a beer bottle n the glass will go straight through ur heart

    Only way to kill a witch like me.. ;)

    He got hexed...
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  • habibstatham99
    habibstatham99 Posts: 339 Member
    Ate garlic n a wooden stake went through her heart... dbt suck ma blood plz :p
    HeyaBerg wrote: »
    habibstatham99 wrote: »
    HeyaBerg wrote: »
    A tiny viking chick fell from her pole and straight on to him.. To bad his body wasn't strong enough to take the force of the hit.

    Did my body break her fall? Anyway u will fall from that pole onto a beer bottle n the glass will go straight through ur heart

    Only way to kill a witch like me.. ;)

    He got hexed...
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  • habibstatham99
    habibstatham99 Posts: 339 Member
    She once slapped her ex cuz he ate her snickers she got for her cousin
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  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    burned on a stake for being a witch/warlock
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    falls off the pole, and drowns in a sea of $1 bills
  • Jolenetaylor5513
    Jolenetaylor5513 Posts: 226 Member
    His arms explode for be8ng to huge and he bleeds to death
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  • Jolenetaylor5513
    Jolenetaylor5513 Posts: 226 Member
    Ckd?
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    hunted down by an angry mob
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Altercation with tmnt who were upset he tried to steal "their look"
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member


    Ohh I know who you are!!!
    8BallWiseMan wrote: »
    Cliff diving.
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    Altercation with tmnt who were upset he tried to steal "their look"

    He's a smoker..... you know the rest.. died like all other smokers do... by being mugged in a dark alley wile going out for a new pack of smokes.
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  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 427 Member
    Crushed to death by a pallet of TP at BJ's
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    was drawing nude males to get their muscles down when an angry wife came into the room....with a hatchet.

    She also knows who you are!!!
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