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synchkat · September 2016

She came to my house and stole all my pudding

Unknown · September 2016

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Gimsteinn · September 2016

She's been drinking and has some cigars on ice

Verchild · September 2016

Wants me to dip my beard in pudding.

Unknown · September 2016

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Gimsteinn · September 2016

She doesn't own a pair of socks

Unknown · September 2016

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mjroone · September 2016

Is on a journey for the perfect glass of milk

Unknown · September 2016

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Gimsteinn · September 2016

Designed that staff! (Hey make one for me!)

mjroone · September 2016

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

he has a special staff that glows when good ice cream is nearby

@LiftingLady5 Seriously couldnt we all use that...

brushes her teeth with her toes.

Unknown · September 2016

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mjroone · September 2016

Sprays all trick-or-treaters with dirty fish tank water on Halloween.

Gimsteinn · September 2016

He's never been out trick or treating

Verchild · September 2016

Hands candy to strangers 364 days of the year. Except Halloween.

rebel_26 · September 2016

Is wondering when the spider will do its dissent from the ceiling so he can go all "punisher" on it

Unknown · September 2016

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pdm3547 · September 2016

Self-flaggelates with nettles

novio50 · September 2016

Can dunk a basketball on 10ft high rim

rebel_26 · September 2016

pdm3547 wrote: »

Self-flaggelates with nettles

Off to google I go on this one.

Novio is really 70 he wears his age quite well . Every time I see him I think of the gorillaz (virtual band) and I have no idea why

Unknown · September 2016

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slimgirljo15 · September 2016

Visits the old folks home and seductively eats bananas to see if she can induce a heart attack

Unknown · September 2016

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slimgirljo15 · September 2016

Already has a portfolio of 6 estates from deceased old folks home residents ..man can she eat a banana

Unknown · September 2016

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slimgirljo15 · September 2016

I hold the record ..but she is practicing a lot with a cucumber and plotting my downfall

Chrisjuvers · September 2016

Gets cucumbers delivered by the truck load. Invites me over to practice with her. This is what best friends are for.

Unknown · September 2016

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Teemo_sucks · September 2016

The person above me is secretly a robot who was made to be so attractive so that she can infiltrate her way in to the government and learn all their secrets to the advantage of the future robot race.

jgkoutr · September 2016

She pickles w her eggs

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