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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Visits the old folks home and seductively eats bananas to see if she can induce a heart attack
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Already has a portfolio of 6 estates from deceased old folks home residents ..man can she eat a banana :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I hold the record ..but she is practicing a lot with a cucumber and plotting my downfall
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
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    Gets cucumbers delivered by the truck load. Invites me over to practice with her. This is what best friends are for.
  • Teemo_sucks
    Teemo_sucks Posts: 23 Member
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    The person above me is secretly a robot who was made to be so attractive so that she can infiltrate her way in to the government and learn all their secrets to the advantage of the future robot race.
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
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    She pickles w her eggs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is a russian spy ..
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    She calls me over when there are some smaller zucchini delivered

    She wants to her zucchini home, says it's for making bread.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
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    Asks me to come over and butter her bread.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Ewww it wasn't really cream she got on her bread ..now her bread is pregnant .. :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Her rolls have red lips and blue eyes
  • mjroone
    mjroone Posts: 260 Member
    edited September 2016
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    She is naughty and constantly trying to get me to the coffee shop.
  • mjroone
    mjroone Posts: 260 Member
    edited September 2016
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    mjroone wrote: »
    She is naughty and constantly trying to get me to the coffee shop.

    Oh wait, that's true! :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lol...everytime he thinks about coffee he gets excited :p

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