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She pilots a helicopter and reports the traffic news0
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He is not Stalking me!
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uses bacon grease as perfume to attract men...she loves the attention1
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he has a beard0
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He achieved getting the highest level of black belt only using two fingers....his middle ones.0
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He is jealous of the above posters real beard. @drbuzzard91's beard is actually pubic hair glued on his face.0
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Its her hair!
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Pulled a moonie in front of a priest today1
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Actually a guy0
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believes it was the aliens that gave her the anal probe0
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was bonked on the head while watching a old episode of Happy days, when revived, they believe they are Richie Cunningham and calls everyone Bucko0
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Is a crazytrain0
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runs in the nude at football games0
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he's in the living room folding my laundry0
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she doesnt have too much laundry since she doesnt own any undies0
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She's taking me out for White Russians and Karaoke tonight!0
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Is going to pick me up on the way.0
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Eats cat food for breakfast. The meaty kind0
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Is the leading expert on varieties of cat food.0
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Is not living free, his profile pic is really from inside a jail cell0
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Is watching weird porn right now0
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is starringin a porn movie opposite a midget named bridget1
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Starred in that weird porn0
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Directed it0
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Angry because I wouldn't give him a cameo.1
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Won't give me a cameo because he couldn't afford my services0
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Demanded to be paid in nickles and Mr Pibb.0
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pulls out his "starring member" and waves it in peoples faces to prove his worth in that industry0
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Carries the star midget around on his back chanting blaster blaster0
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Exercises to impress the Fitbit!0
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