How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Died from head trauma when she took a watermelon to the head while watching Gallagher's act...0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »he squeezed into a pair of really tight skinny jeans. He looked AH-MAY-ZING!!!! but he couldn't bend his knees and he fell on his face and broke his nose...which pierced his brain. Bled out. Stilled looked good though.
hmmmmm I accept that haha. and
Died playing tennis when he missed and a ball hit him in the balls so hard and couldn't catch his breathe.0 -
his dog turned on him
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Cut an artery in the throat by a Slinky while watching Max Headroom...0
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She be-bopped, we-bopped, they-bopped her way into traffic...0
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Exact same as above except by Jamie Sommers...0
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Nanobots invade her body via a contaminated sinus inhaler and successfully control her for several years propelling her to CEO of NanoNano Inc before descending into an internal civil war which sees her tear off her own arm during a shareholder's meeting, dying of the resultant blood loss muttering darkly about diplomacy failures at a sub-cellular level. #calorieallowanceincludedwine0
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Via her Fitbit0
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Rabid Squirrel Attack0
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Zombie got him ..0
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She lost her contact while driving.. tried reaching for it.. the interstate0
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In a purge..0
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Her boobs exploded0
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Under the impression that it was "safe to dance", it turned out that protective hats WERE needed as his head exploded...
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Clipped wing cant fly0
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Asphyxiated by a busty lap dancer0
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Autoerotic asphyxiation0
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heart attack0
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MFP induced sleep deprivation.0
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Was found tied to a bed ..all that was found was a skeleton in handcuffs
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