How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    Spontaneous combustion. I guess I heated her up a little too much.
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    edited September 2016
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    She was making smores at the fire during a family camping trip. It was a beautiful night. All was peaceful, the stars were out, she and the kids were having fabulous time. Suddenly, from out of nowhere loud growling sounds could be heard followed by a bunch of dark shapes running out of the brush.....she and her family never saw the chupacabras that devoured them. Later park rangers found their shoes in the bushes. They covered it up though, so that it didn't hurt the tourist industry. Said it was just a bunch of campers who wandered off.

    Yeah, but what happened to the S'mores?

    Savagely torn apart by five little horrors while attempting to break up a fight over a juice box. Died to the sound of disembodied voices chanting "Mom! Mom! Mom!"
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Crushed by a falling anvil

    falling-anvil.jpg
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
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    Death by alliteration
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Death by snu snu
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited September 2016
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    Auto-erotic asphyxia
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Septicemia, caused by the cuffs on her wrists being too tight.

    Sorry :'(
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    She swallowed the foot long hot dog with ease. No one was surprised.
    They were when she had an allergic reaction to the ketchup and died from anaphalactic shock.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    edited September 2016
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    tried to give LL5 mouth to mouth and she but his tongue off and he bled to death on the spot...we couldnt figure out why his zipper was down though.
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
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    her beauty......it killed her.....
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Shot in the back by a derranged husband whenhe tries to jump out of the window.
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    rebel_26 wrote: »
    tried to give LL5 mouth to mouth and she but his tongue off and he bled to death on the spot...we couldnt figure out why his zipper was down though.

    :D

    His pecs burst
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Has a fetish for cat farts, unfortunately my cat's backside is a weapon of mass destruction...

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