Im a Tinder Failure

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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited September 2016
    StrengthPowerStamina wrote: »
    You are on the wrong app. Try grindr.

    Someone already made that joke, and it wasn't funny the first time :neutral:
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Also if a prospective on Tinder asked me to knit him a clothing item, I'd go on a date with him just so I could shove that request up his *kitten*. Jenmar don't knit :angry:

    Jen find me on tinder, so i can ask you to knit me something so you can see me in person except no shoving up any where lmao!

    Here, I knitted you a tie. Just tape it up by your shirt collar somewhere. I made it small so that your pecs look bigger :sunglasses:

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    LMFAO! thanks jen thanks ;)
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited September 2016
    Villae81 wrote: »
    She is thinking bout you you got in her head she even knitted a tie even though she doesn't know how :)

    Oh shush, you :joy: Nobody gets "in my head." :sunglasses: I try to impress all the boys with my domesticity. :blush: You should see the cold cereal I just made!
  • demo_man805
    demo_man805 Posts: 87 Member
    I'm a failure in general
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  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Also if a prospective on Tinder asked me to knit him a clothing item, I'd go on a date with him just so I could shove that request up his *kitten*. Jenmar don't knit :angry:

    Jen find me on tinder, so i can ask you to knit me something so you can see me in person except no shoving up any where lmao!

    Here, I knitted you a tie. Just tape it up by your shirt collar somewhere. I made it small so that your pecs look bigger :sunglasses:

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    LMFAO! thanks jen thanks ;)

    Damn! Jen's got talent. Now all of my ties feel so inadequate.
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    FIFY

    OR did you intend it to be a failure like the thread?

    They both just really wanted to smell that grass.
  • KevinPsalm23v4
    KevinPsalm23v4 Posts: 208 Member
    Excuse my ignorance - i've been quite occupied with some "other" stuff going on in my life.....but..... what is Tinder?
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    KevinPsalm23v4 wrote: »
    Excuse my ignorance - i've been quite occupied with some "other" stuff going on in my life.....but..... what is Tinder?

    In a nutshell...

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    KevinPsalm23v4 wrote: »
    Excuse my ignorance - i've been quite occupied with some "other" stuff going on in my life.....but..... what is Tinder?

    In a nutshell...

    Hey now, there are some bronies with some really nice hats. I'm guessing.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    KevinPsalm23v4 wrote: »
    Excuse my ignorance - i've been quite occupied with some "other" stuff going on in my life.....but..... what is Tinder?

    In a nutshell...

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    how many dates did yall go on? Is he your future baby daddy? did you just make him famous on MFP?
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    KevinPsalm23v4 wrote: »
    Excuse my ignorance - i've been quite occupied with some "other" stuff going on in my life.....but..... what is Tinder?

    In a nutshell...

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    He seems like a dream!!! Lmao
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    KevinPsalm23v4 wrote: »
    Excuse my ignorance - i've been quite occupied with some "other" stuff going on in my life.....but..... what is Tinder?

    In a nutshell...

    rgyg7ug2mhuw.jpg

    how many dates did yall go on? Is he your future baby daddy? did you just make him famous on MFP?

    He'll never be as famous as Carl.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I bet I could rock a fedora better than him...does this mean I could get all the tinder broads?
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Selfies are not a true representation of a person. They look like you only to you. Others see different things. The phone camera is not designed principally for photography of the self.

    Based on the way the human eye works, a picture taken by another person with a decent camera provides proper perspective. Otherwise all pictures can be very much erratic to the naked eye. This is why people get disappointed when the person shows up for real.

    All of my pics are selfies. All of them. I photograph 'fat' and it takes a bunch of tries for me to get a decent photo. I'd never expect anyone I know to go through that much trouble for me just so I'd have a decent pic on Tinder.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    KevinPsalm23v4 wrote: »
    Excuse my ignorance - i've been quite occupied with some "other" stuff going on in my life.....but..... what is Tinder?

    In a nutshell...

    rgyg7ug2mhuw.jpg

    how many dates did yall go on? Is he your future baby daddy? did you just make him famous on MFP?

    He'll never be as famous as Carl.

    No one will ever be as famous as Carl!!!!
  • wolfcry587
    wolfcry587 Posts: 6 Member
    Tinder, pof I tried the all, no joy on any of them so I understand where your coming from!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Selfies are not a true representation of a person. They look like you only to you. Others see different things. The phone camera is not designed principally for photography of the self.

    Based on the way the human eye works, a picture taken by another person with a decent camera provides proper perspective. Otherwise all pictures can be very much erratic to the naked eye. This is why people get disappointed when the person shows up for real.

    All of my pics are selfies. All of them. I photograph 'fat' and it takes a bunch of tries for me to get a decent photo. I'd never expect anyone I know to go through that much trouble for me just so I'd have a decent pic on Tinder.

    I like all your pics :)
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    Sooo did the duct tape tie work yet? Lol
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Mandygring wrote: »
    Sooo did the duct tape tie work yet? Lol

    if she was on the east coast it might have worked ;)
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Just buy the extra long roll?
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    Lol aww dang it!!
  • BarbaraJatmfp
    BarbaraJatmfp Posts: 463 Member
    Someone on another board posted ideas for how she met someone on a dating site . . . and ended up getting married.

    She said her profile pictures always showed her doing something: bicycling, hiking, etc. She said it made her seem more interesting, more appealing.

    Do you cook? Take a picture of you cooking or showing the dish you prepared.

    Do you bicycle? or hike? or garden? play in a band? Show pictures of you doing these.

    Was she "hot"? No. Barely average and a little overweight. And beyond the expected age to find a mate: in her 50's. But she did make herself interesting.

    Good luck.

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Mandygring wrote: »
    Lol aww dang it!!

    why the Dang it?! lol
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Mandygring wrote: »
    Lol aww dang it!!

    why the Dang it?! lol
    Because you can't get you special tie. Haha

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    Sleazy girls are the best kind right?
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