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In need of snarky friends

Posts: 125 Member
edited November 2024 in Introduce Yourself
Most of my friends on here are super nice and motivational and positive....and annoying lots of the time. I need more trash-talking, sarcastic friends. Seeing all these motivational quotes just makes me roll my eyes. Anyone, anyone?

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  • Posts: 2,991 Member
    edited October 2016
    I think my snark comes across as b!+c#y (for the language police). Feel free to add!
  • Posts: 179 Member
    Add me
  • Posts: 265 Member
    Motivation schmotivation
  • Posts: 1,079 Member
    edited October 2016
    I do not post much but i would love more snarky posts in my feed lol. I did post a goal for today but nothing very motivational. I prefer the sarcastic/funny side of life. A lot of these motivational quotes make me nauseated also. If anyone wants to add me feel free to :)
  • Posts: 125 Member
    cathipa wrote: »
    I think my snark comes across as b!+c#y (for the language police). Feel free to add!
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    Mine too. Ugh. As if.

  • Posts: 125 Member
    I do not post much but i would love more snarky posts in my feed lol. I did post a goal for today but nothing very motivational. I prefer the sarcastic/funny side of life. A lot of these motivational quotes make me nauseated also. If anyone wants to add me feel free to :)

    I don't post often either but if I do, it's mostly self-deprecating randomness. Maybe if I have more a**holes for friends, I'll get into it more! Then I can be my true self.
  • Posts: 4 Member
    Awesome!
    Great job!
    Way to go!
    You are amazing!
    Fantastic!
    Yes, getting out of bed does count as a sit-up!
    Chewing burns calories!
    Pizza is mostly air!
    Wait....you mean that you have to actually go to the gym?
  • Posts: 265 Member
    I do not want a single one of you to add me as a friend!!! If you try I will probably ignore you...
  • Posts: 63 Member
    I agree. Don't leave Richard Simmons quotes on my wall
  • Posts: 125 Member
    TGTiger wrote: »
    I do not want a single one of you to add me as a friend!!! If you try I will probably ignore you...

    You're a lying liar that lies.
  • Posts: 125 Member
    total_e wrote: »

    No. Self-deprecation is MY thing, dammit.

    Well you do have more of a reason to do it so...you can have it. :-)
  • Posts: 2,713 Member
    I'd pretend to be supportive here but that'd waste energy I can use to find my sanity.
  • Posts: 3 Member
    this whole thread inspires me so much to not be inspriring.
  • Posts: 2,713 Member
    this whole thread inspires me so much to not be inspriring.

    We find your lack of inspiration to be quite uninspiring. Please keep it up.
  • Posts: 875 Member
    Snark attracts snark. You usually don't need to request it.
  • Posts: 265 Member
    TarahByte wrote: »

    You're a lying liar that lies.

    I fully deny your lying statement to the fullest!!!

    Oh wait...by doing this I just lied! Dammit, foiled again!!
  • Posts: 6 Member
    how about we keep the conversation to important topics like what we wish we could eat or how when we look at meat we see heaven
  • Posts: 265 Member
    this whole thread inspires me so much to not be inspriring.

    it looks like you are eating a scorpion...not bacon!! What gives?!
  • Posts: 875 Member
    PRMan5169 wrote: »
    how about we keep the conversation to important topics like what we wish we could eat or how when we look at meat we see heaven

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  • Posts: 265 Member
    Bookmarked this thread. Gonna be SO much fun!!
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