In need of snarky friends

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  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    grmckenzie wrote: »
    So in response to "how did you lose weight?", which is better. "I've got aids." or "I've got that flesh eating disease and only have 5 years to live."?

    The aliens abducted me and forced me to starve while taking me to their home-world where they discovered I am allergic to work.

    Soooo ...apparently aliens do this probe thing ..how was it for you?

    The white mice wanted to cut my skull open but sadly they were distracted by some cheese.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Not in so much for the snark-ism, I do enjoy humorous sarcasm though ......
  • SxcLadybugz
    SxcLadybugz Posts: 10 Member
    Oh add me!! I need all the motivation I can get haha
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    SxcLadybugz wrote: »
    Oh add me!! I need all the motivation I can get haha

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  • 285to170
    285to170 Posts: 330 Member
    @SxcLadybugz I've always thought that lady bugs had a certain type of sex appeal to them.

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  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    This thread is dying...shall we put a fork in it?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TGTiger wrote: »
    This thread is dying...shall we put a fork in it?

    Hit me with some snarky ..lets resurrect this *kitten*
  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    Oh I am so over you it's not even funny.
  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    How's that? Will that get it going again?
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    edited October 2016
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    We have logged into this thread for 10 days.

    Way to go!!!! woot woot!! 10 days logging, great job!! Awesome commitment!!!

    (full cheerleader ie; non snarky mode triggered)

  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    You have now made me sick to my stomach. Thanks
  • benjaminhk
    benjaminhk Posts: 353 Member
    You are the friend I have been looking for.
  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    edited October 2016
    See below
  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    edited October 2016
    You have terrible taste in hats...Go Bucks!!!

    Sorry that wasn't sarcams...but Go Bucks anyways!!!
  • pbandwine
    pbandwine Posts: 1,236 Member
    This thread..... I'm home!
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    pbandwine wrote: »
    This thread..... I'm home!

    Why aren't you at work? I mean if you live in this thread you obviously aren't doing anything productive.
  • pbandwine
    pbandwine Posts: 1,236 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    pbandwine wrote: »
    This thread..... I'm home!

    Why aren't you at work? I mean if you live in this thread you obviously aren't doing anything productive.

    Good attempt, but no.
  • pbandwine
    pbandwine Posts: 1,236 Member
    runwmeNC wrote: »
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    We have logged into this thread for 10 days.

    Way to go!!!! woot woot!! 10 days logging, great job!! Awesome commitment!!!

    (full cheerleader ie; non snarky mode triggered)

    ^^^This - LOL!!
  • MrWilson6
    MrWilson6 Posts: 148 Member
    TarahByte wrote: »
    Most of my friends on here are super nice and motivational and positive....and annoying lots of the time. I need more trash-talking, sarcastic friends. Seeing all these motivational quotes just makes me roll my eyes. Anyone, anyone?

    Who has time for "nice" anyway?! HA! Motivational comments on MFP should be more along the lines of..."get yer *kitten* in gear, SLACKER!!".
  • loobe1066
    loobe1066 Posts: 206 Member
    MrWilson6 wrote: »
    Motivational comments on MFP should be more along the lines of..."get yer *kitten* in gear, SLACKER!!".

    Can't be bothered to get my *kitten*in gear coz I is a lazy fat slacker that's why I joined MFP
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    edited October 2016
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  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    Kitty already got a necktie...so he gone!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TGTiger wrote: »
    Oh I am so over you it's not even funny.

    Over me?? Like a rash .. :D
    TGTiger wrote: »
    Kitty already got a necktie...so he gone!

    Bet you kick kitties too ..snarky one
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
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    Uhhh Hate the meme ..if I wasn't snarky I'd say I love it ..
  • dragon_girl26
    dragon_girl26 Posts: 2,187 Member
    I don't believe you'll find people like that here. I've never seen any kind of snark ever on MFP. We are all angels and saints
  • ShaeDetermined
    ShaeDetermined Posts: 1,525 Member
    You need some NYers up in here.
    This thread is like a 2 on the snark meter.
  • FindingMe15
    FindingMe15 Posts: 14 Member
    This is whole hearty the beast thread on here lol. My kinda people!
  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    TGTiger wrote: »
    Oh I am so over you it's not even funny.

    Over me?? Like a rash .. :D
    TGTiger wrote: »
    Kitty already got a necktie...so he gone!

    Bet you kick kitties too ..snarky one

    Rashes shoud be so lucky. I only kick the ones that are worth my time.
  • TGTiger
    TGTiger Posts: 265 Member
    People...we love when you write about how this is your favorite thread. Why don't you stop leaning on the wall and get in the fray?
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    TGTiger wrote: »
    People...we love when you write about how this is your favorite thread. Why don't you stop leaning on the wall and get in the fray?

    But this is the bestest thread evar!!!!!!!!

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