What pick up line would you most likely use on the person above?

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  1_hot_bootay Posts: 425 Member

  October 2016

  I still got nothing.... but these are hilarious! I love 'em

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  alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

  October 2016

  I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

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  Tallawah_ Posts: 2,475 Member

  October 2016

  Have you got any African in you?...would you like some!

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  1_hot_bootay Posts: 425 Member

  October 2016

  Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

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  DangleSnipe Posts: 37 Member

  October 2016 edited October 2016

  Funny story

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  Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member

  October 2016 edited October 2016

  Hey nice trousers can i test the zipper

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  JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member

  October 2016

  Why don't you rest for a while and let me watch it for you

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  Backtolovely Posts: 70 Member

  October 2016

  Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me???

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  finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member

  October 2016

  Shall we shag now or later

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  slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member

  October 2016

  You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  

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  skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member

  October 2016

  Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on

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  alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

  November 2016

  My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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  Buckyz22 Posts: 2,611 Member

  November 2016

  Hey, I lost my phone number, can i have yours??

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  BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member

  November 2016

  While you're standing there doing nothing and wasting time, wouldn't it be better if we make out?

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  NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member

  November 2016

  Let's go on a date. Yes? Ok, my place or yours?

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  November 2016

  "Oh my! What a big tablet you have!"

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  newbie3122 Posts: 480 Member

  November 2016

  Keep walking and hold my hand. You are being followed!

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  fieldhjunkie Posts: 108 Member

  November 2016

  If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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  TRIFITTNESS35 Posts: 70 Member

  November 2016

  Pick a number any number....

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  ramiarel365 Posts: 1 Member

  November 2016

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  I have a gun
  Get in the van!

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  Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member

  November 2016

  You're so cute I wanna lock you up in my basement, naked!

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  TRIFITTNESS35 Posts: 70 Member

  November 2016

  HeyaBerg wrote: »

  You're so cute I wanna lock you up in my basement, naked!

  
  Ha an offer that can't be refused

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  alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

  November 2016

  Can I tie your shoes? I can't have you falling for somebody else.

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  shaq370 Posts: 36 Member

  November 2016

  alexisslolypop wrote: »

  Can I tie your shoes? I can't have you falling for somebody else.

  Did you fart ? Because you just blew me away
  

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  alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

  November 2016

  There's a side view, rear view and what else? I loview.

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  JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member

  November 2016

  I just got out of jail can you be a sweetheart and give me a ride... I have candy pops...

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  50_SHADES_OF_TREY Posts: 84 Member

  November 2016

  im better than domino's pizza...if i cant make you cum in 30 min or less the next one is free

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  JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member

  November 2016

  My Gosh that's a big 5 you have there...

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  skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member

  November 2016

  Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  November 2016

  I like em a little sketchy

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