How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Mistook the chimney for a balcony and fell all the way down into the furnace
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Her and her best friend, after picking up a Brad Pitt look alike hitchhiker and having their way with him, drive off a cliff because they are just fed up!
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    She died of the deadly combination of hope and a needle...
    #SheCrossedHerHeartAndHopedToDie
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Died from an overdose of love, faith, and hope - in the form of an STD...
  • ImAJH
    ImAJH Posts: 391 Member
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    Tripping over a squirrel and breaking your neck
  • alexisslolypop
    alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member
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    Burned his kitchen down! ;)
  • ImAJH
    ImAJH Posts: 391 Member
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    alexisslolypop wrote: »
    Burned his kitchen down! ;)

    Rude ;)

  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited November 2016
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »
    Died from an overdose of love, faith, and hope - in the form of an STD...

    You already killed me with std's.

    He sadly got early onset Alzheimer's and wandered away from his house one night while looking for the bathroom. He ended up trying to do his business on the highway and got run over by a bus of nuns.


    In her lover's arms, it might've been something he said...
    #SheShouldHaveWalkedAway
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    His barber sneezed while shaving his neck. So tragic.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Choked on a sausage
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Found her chained up in Jo's basement. She'd apparently been there awhile, could only identify her by her teeth.
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
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    Was visiting the Pervs room and slipped on the wet floor. Came crashing down and struck her head on one of the restraint devices.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Choking on an Arby's curly fries.
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,205 Member
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    Hillary Clinton lol
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Jumping out of a birthday cake and getting surprised by fireworks going off!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    By Jumping out of a birthday cake at an ISIS birthday party while the AK's are going off.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    In the war that the new president will cause with his arrogance and crass talk.

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