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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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His barber sneezed while shaving his neck. So tragic.0
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Choked on a sausage1
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Found her chained up in Jo's basement. She'd apparently been there awhile, could only identify her by her teeth.0
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Was visiting the Pervs room and slipped on the wet floor. Came crashing down and struck her head on one of the restraint devices.0
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Choking on an Arby's curly fries.0
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Hillary Clinton lol0
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Jumping out of a birthday cake and getting surprised by fireworks going off!0
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By Jumping out of a birthday cake at an ISIS birthday party while the AK's are going off.0
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In the war that the new president will cause with his arrogance and crass talk.1
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He was defending Trump when all of a sudden out of no where he was sniped... I think it was a Hillary supporter.0
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Making a bomb0
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Making a bomb0
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Ate one too many overloaded peanut butter sandwiches...0
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Untreated syphilis..she went nuts0
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convoluted accounting accidend0
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Killed by your love0
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Death by decaf, a truly horrific way to go.0
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Too much carbs
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Super bug ..a new strain of flu0
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Mad tea disease
@slimgirljo15 Trampled under the hooves of a thousand camels (Messed with the wrong sheik I guess)1 -
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No such thing! Take it back!0 -
FairhavenDS wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
No such thing! Take it back!
The worlds coffee plantations were damaged by a small black bettle..it would take years for coffee bushes to grow again ..
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Suffocated trapped inside a mime box...0
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Drowning in gravy lol0
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