Grown and sexy talk

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  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    Same thing was happening for my Ladybug and me, I've lost 50 and she's lost 35... then I knocked her up... so be ready... LOL. It'll be our 3rd and the first through natural means (our two sons are adopted). I'm actively working to get rid of the pelvic fat so Krull the Warrior King is presented in all his glory... Have fun.
    Krull the Warrior King...You got me ROTFLMAO on this one dude. My babe got fixed 4 years ago so no more crumbsnatchers for us hopefully.
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
    Same thing was happening for my Ladybug and me, I've lost 50 and she's lost 35... then I knocked her up... so be ready... LOL. It'll be our 3rd and the first through natural means (our two sons are adopted). I'm actively working to get rid of the pelvic fat so Krull the Warrior King is presented in all his glory... Have fun.
    Krull the Warrior King...You got me ROTFLMAO on this one dude. My babe got fixed 4 years ago so no more crumbsnatchers for us hopefully.

    Hear that. I'll be getting fixed after this one most likely... Still glad we get to experience it once.
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    Okay...what is ****doo??? I can't figure it out! :laugh:
    Just like it say...It is a condition you get when your stomach hangs out further than your d*ck do...lol. When you cure it, it can appear to make your Krull the Warrior King appear to be larger than previously noted...lol.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Okay...what is ****doo??? I can't figure it out! :laugh:
    Just like it say...It is a condition you get when your stomach hangs out further than your d*ck do...lol. When you cure it, it can appear to make you Krull the Warrior King appear to be larger than previously noted...lol.

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHH.....hahahaha! :laugh:
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    While we are being grown, I remember a story an old timer in Albany, Georgia once told me. He said he was getting tired of his wife and told her he wanted to go out and get some new *****. She looked at him without batting an eye and said, if you grow a couple of inches, you can get all the new ***** you want right here.

    Moral---Never try to trump a woman cause you will get burned.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Plus guys, I heard that losing weight can actually increase the appearance of your size, if that's something you are interested in....

    From a scientific basis, this is incorrect. A man's member does not increase in size with weight loss; however, the area immediately surrounding the wedding tackle stores a lot of fat. So relative to the rest of your genital region, the organ in question appears bigger.

    Simple optical illusion. Sorry guys.
    -wtk


    uuummmm wait......doesnt fat give it girth.............mmmmmjust thinking outloud sorry

    Fat can also cause it to appear more "buried" thus shorter in length. I don't think I've seen or heard of fat directly on the member, just around it....
  • Hodar
    Hodar Posts: 338 Member
    Plus guys, I heard that losing weight can actually increase the appearance of your size, if that's something you are interested in....

    From a scientific basis, this is incorrect. A man's member does not increase in size with weight loss; however, the area immediately surrounding the wedding tackle stores a lot of fat. So relative to the rest of your genital region, the organ in question appears bigger.

    Simple optical illusion. Sorry guys.
    -wtk
    Gotta disagree, and this is why.
    1) Better shape, lower blood pressure, better stamina, better circulation - although not bigger; the balloon inflates more.
    2) While not physically growing, the point of reference being the tip to where it joins to the skin - this is where the fat stores. Playboy (believe it or not) once had an article that stated the 'apparent growth' was approximately 1/2 inch per 20 lbs loss.

    It's not an optical illusion.
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    uuummmm wait......doesnt fat give it girth.............mmmmmjust thinking outloud sorry
    Nope, that part of a man's body doesn't get fat; it only really consists of veins in the first place.

    Further ... Hodar has it right. Sure, your member is at a set length already. But weight builds up around the base "shortening" it. When you lose that, you can see him in his full glory.

    I got an inch back when I lost my weight. :smokin:
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    THAT is the ultimate NSV, my friend !!!

    THIS!
  • SixCatFaerie
    SixCatFaerie Posts: 690 Member
    This made me laugh, and miss the past. I am very lucky to have a husband who loves me big and less big, LOL, and he STILL can't keep his hands off me, EVER. But, my weight is a big issue for me and it does hold me back now. Everything is uncomfortable, my legs are heavier to hold up, I don't wanna crush him, etc. I can't wait to be able to do the **** we used to do only 4-5 years ago....the freak inside me wants to come out again, she's ready! LOL

    I feel the same as jnettiedotson does, only because of BC pills my libido has been zero! Have been off them since beginning of April & am feeling a bit better. Wishing for the good ol' days when I weighed 150 & could go all night (or day!)

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  • Never cared much about sex before...made my husband mad...now he can't keep up with me. I am now mad. How funny is that?:tongue:
  • MsNiss
    MsNiss Posts: 57
    I love this! It's so true though. I feel WAY sexier, and I think that makes it all that much more fun. Congrats, and keep at it :wink:
  • shan889
    shan889 Posts: 73
    It's always great when the sex gets better! My boyfriend and I have always had amazing sex. However lately it's a little different (good that is) because I feel more confident. He loves my body the way it is...but I'm sure he'll love it even more when the weight is off. I am down 7ish pounds and I can already feel the difference. I can't imagine how it will be when I am 30lbs down :D:D Anyhoo...congrats. It's probably one of the best "perks" of losing weight ;)
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    Whole topic is making me grin from ear to ear!
  • _Bunnytown
    _Bunnytown Posts: 110 Member
    I got an inch back when I lost my weight. :smokin:

    that seems an extraodinary gain! if i were a male and that happened i swear id hear a super mario bros coin up sound lol
  • fitby2012
    fitby2012 Posts: 167 Member
    Glad to hear that! Weight can KILL sex - it gets uncomfortable and becomes a chore.

    Enjoy it - I can't wait for my hubby to notice. I have been carrying 80 extra lbs of baby weight for 3 years! I hope ours can be a fraction of yours. :blushing:
  • Jennplus2
    Jennplus2 Posts: 984 Member
    :flowerforyou: Awesome post! I'm not getting any at the moment so I'm green with envy, but good for all of you folks that are!
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I'm sitting here reading this at work. Thanx all... now i cant concentrate on my TPS reports.
  • sailin4her
    sailin4her Posts: 16 Member
    im healed ;)
  • ChristyP0303
    ChristyP0303 Posts: 212 Member
    I am a lot more flexible now since I began this journey. Finding lots of ways to put that to good use!
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
    I'm sitting here reading this at work. Thanx all... now i cant concentrate on my TPS reports.

    Did you get the Memo? We're using the new cover sheets now...
  • TanajaP
    TanajaP Posts: 57 Member
    Same thing was happening for my Ladybug and me, I've lost 50 and she's lost 35... then I knocked her up... so be ready... LOL. It'll be our 3rd and the first through natural means (our two sons are adopted). I'm actively working to get rid of the pelvic fat so Krull the Warrior King is presented in all his glory... Have fun.

    someone has been watchin a lil too much how to lose a guy in 10 days with his wifey =) LOL
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    I got an inch back when I lost my weight. :smokin:

    that seems an extraodinary gain! if i were a male and that happened i swear id hear a super mario bros coin up sound lol
    It was more like getting a mushroom power up. No pun intended :wink:
  • _Bunnytown
    _Bunnytown Posts: 110 Member
    I got an inch back when I lost my weight. :smokin:

    that seems an extraodinary gain! if i were a male and that happened i swear id hear a super mario bros coin up sound lol
    It was more like getting a mushroom power up. No pun intended :wink:

    awesome, i'll be Princess Peach and we can have an epic role playing scene haha
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    I got an inch back when I lost my weight. :smokin:

    that seems an extraodinary gain! if i were a male and that happened i swear id hear a super mario bros coin up sound lol
    It was more like getting a mushroom power up. No pun intended :wink:

    awesome, i'll be Princess Peach and we can have an epic role playing scene haha
    mario.jpg?
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    I'll be Lakitu.

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    Cheers.
    -wtk
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
    I got an inch back when I lost my weight. :smokin:

    that seems an extraodinary gain! if i were a male and that happened i swear id hear a super mario bros coin up sound lol
    It was more like getting a mushroom power up. No pun intended :wink:

    awesome, i'll be Princess Peach and we can have an epic role playing scene haha
    mario.jpg?

    WOW!... Just WOW...
  • _Bunnytown
    _Bunnytown Posts: 110 Member
    I got an inch back when I lost my weight. :smokin:

    that seems an extraodinary gain! if i were a male and that happened i swear id hear a super mario bros coin up sound lol
    It was more like getting a mushroom power up. No pun intended :wink:

    awesome, i'll be Princess Peach and we can have an epic role playing scene haha
    mario.jpg?


    precisely! haha
  • savethecat
    savethecat Posts: 290 Member
    Haha, love this thread. Hilarious.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Ok, now it sucks even more that I'm single and can't partake in this new weight loss-inspired fun activity!!!

    Seriously (ok, I was serious!!)...happy that you've found so much enjoyment in one another again!

    Cheers,
    Single and anxious to NSV, too! :D
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