We broke up because...
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She was always Jelly0
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He was too cheesy0
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Didn't like cheese0
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She cut the cheese at the wrong moment0
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He insisted on cutting the cheese all the time!0
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She only knew how to make one dish. Hot dogs with beans.0
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She hated my Romantic Wine & Cheese Platter0
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His dog wasn't hot enough1
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She was such a kitten. Never wanted to try doggy0
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His wife didn't like me.
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I finally found out what happened to the neighborhoods missing dogs!
I guess his famous sausage will be taken off the market!0 -
Had unlimited conspiracy theories0
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She broke the heavy bag and decided to use me in its place0
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Had violent fantasies0
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She loves dancing and my feet aren't what they used to be0
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Had two left foot0
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She had a problem with disabilities0
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I was a fool0
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She had a problem with people who have problems with people with disabilities.0
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Yep ^^ he was a fool lol0
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She called me names0
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She didnt like my pet names for her ..
My little snookie wookie cuddle buns
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She's apparently cuddling other people's buns
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She liked baby talk...in public0
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Wouldn't swap buns0
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Kept slapping my buns..ouch it hurt0
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She didn't like me to spank her0
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She was too kinky0
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Too many of them, I'm not much more than a man
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Was not the superman he promised to be0
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