We broke up because...

JstTheWayIam

I couldn't figure out which one she was

mila_lova

He was looking at too many girls

Just_J_Now

Too jealous

Buckyz22

she was always overdressed.........

Just_J_Now

He didn't like the way I dressed

JstTheWayIam

She was always dressed

dc8066

So what, I like hiking in heels

slimgirljo15

I don't think she went hiking in heels like she said..think she was visiting a special someone

Buckyz22

never walked on my back in heels

dc8066

He refused to eat the mushrooms I picked up for him on my hikes

slimgirljo15

Tried to poison me..with deadly fungi

dc8066

Refused to eat anything I cooked for him, fungi or 'possums, won't matter

slimgirljo15

Burnt everything..could never tell what it was supposed to be

Buckyz22

never liked my food well done.........

dc8066

Always questioned the ingredients and colors

slimgirljo15

Her casserole looked suspiciously like cat....and well..neighbourhood cats were disappearing

dc8066

Called me a cannibal while I was eating only dogs

slimgirljo15

She hissed at me and tried to claw me ..

dc8066

She tried to put some weird pumpkin costume on me

slimgirljo15

Didn't understand that only one of us could be boss..and that was me..wouldn't do as she was told

Buckyz22

didn't discipline me enough

dc8066

I couldn't understand a word she said and how did she manage to become my boss

slimgirljo15

She couldn't speak or understand aussie

dc8066

She won't show me what was hiding in her pouch

slimgirljo15

Kicked my pet wombat

dc8066

Called me Skippy

slimgirljo15

But her name was skippy..Idk why she got so upset ..

Nitroalley2

Didn't feel right when she said "get in bed skippy"

FabulousFantasticFifty

Showed up in the bedroom with peanut butter knowing I was allergic!

slimgirljo15

Caught her in the bedroom with my ex and a jar of pb