We broke up because...

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  November 2016

  His 8 kids were a deal breaker

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  Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member

  November 2016

  She never came home on Saturday nights.

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  She came home on Saturday nights but it was the wrong house,.,

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  Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member

  November 2016

  He enjoyed fixing tennis racket strings more than he enjoyed fixing our relationship.
  

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  Archer777 wrote: »

  He enjoyed fixing tennis racket strings more than he enjoyed fixing our relationship.

  
  I'm about to do another one now.
  She only wanted to celebrate our anniversary on prime numbered years...
  
  
  

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  Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member

  November 2016

  So clingy

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  Never used fabric softener

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  MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member

  November 2016

  was bathing in fabric softner

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  Used up all the DVR space
  

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  Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member

  November 2016

  Wouldn't upgrade the cable package

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  Used the dried up toothpaste around the sink as peppermints for Halloween

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  Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member

  November 2016

  He actually celebrated Halloween

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  Always clogged up the drain with her hair

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  Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member

  November 2016

  Couldn't afford a plumber

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  November 2016

  She had an affair with the plumber

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  November 2016

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member

  November 2016

  He found out about the dismembered plumbers in my closet.

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  Although she owned her own business, she only accepted payment in $2 bills

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  Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member

  November 2016

  His business was totally illegal.

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  gojaqs Posts: 471 Member

  November 2016

  Too straightlaced

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  Archer777 wrote: »

  His business was totally illegal.

  
  Wanted me to watch the entire original seasons of Gilmore Girls so I could catch up to her and watch the new Gilmore Girls season with her...
  

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  He only drank from straws - even when drinking sacramental wine

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  Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member

  November 2016

  I got into their naughty toys stash and confused one of their toys for a boomerang.

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016

  When eating cereal, she always separated the milk from the cereal

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016 edited November 2016

  Apparently from the post above ("him" and "she") I didn't have the desired genetalia...
  #HermaphroditeProblems

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  BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member

  November 2016

  I couldn't figure out what gender he was. He was confused. Poor guy.

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  pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member

  November 2016 edited November 2016

  He wouldn't get me what I asked for for Christmas

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  let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member

  November 2016 edited November 2016

  Hypothetically, he literally took eveything figuratively. And I'm not speaking metaphorically.

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  RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member

  November 2016

  I never knew what he really meant

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  ParkingPeddler Posts: 71 Member

  November 2016

  Turned out he WAS a dude...my bad.
  

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