How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Fell? Was pushed!
Someone removed his batteries0 -
Lethal injection for pushing some guy off a cliff0
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Poor Cliff asked me to! He was getting squished!
Jaywalked in front of an ice-cream truck.0 -
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In hindsight, trying to make love at 93 probably wasn't a good idea. Still, at least I died happy.
Tripped and fell into my grave as they were lowering my coffin.1 -
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And that's when, your honour, she revealed she'd been lacing my food with viagra. I humbly petition the court that for such heinous crimes, she be given the electric chair.1
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Bubonic plague.. his rats killed him0
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Rats don't spread bubonic plague.
http://www.history.com/news/medieval-black-death-was-airborne-scientists-say
Died of misinformation overload.0 -
Rats don't spread bubonic plague. http://www.history.com/news/medieval-black-death-was-airborne-scientists-say
Died of misinformation overload.
Yeah yeah..
slipped into a coma and his littles buddies got hungry and ate his face off0 -
Went stage Diving at a beibs concert. No one caught her. She face planted. Dead0
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A terrible terrible vacuum cleaner accident.. I don't know why he stuck his private bits in there but they got sucked right off.. died from blood loss
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Electrocuted herself retrieving something from a murderous vacuum cleaner.
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First male pregnancy .. it didn't go so well0
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Already preditict this one!0
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From sodium deficiency for all the tears she cried while watching The Notebook0
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Changes her name to Smarty Pants and someone didn't appreciate her humor0
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From dieing0
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Leprosy, all his bits dropped off
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Cirrhosis of the liver. They said it was so soaked with alcohol that the doctor removing it got contact drunk.0
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