What pick up line would you most likely use on the person above?

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  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Your shirt would match my floor perfectly
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Scissors are nice :3
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Por_ Hub is down
    Your mom's Facebook will do.

    This is terrible but wildly funny, Hahaha.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    brb yelling at my mom. Thx4info.
  • bboyd223
    bboyd223 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Sorry....this one is really bad....

    If I was a squirrel and you were a tree id stuff my nuts in your hole
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    Pffff I'll never be able to pick anyone, don't know any lines to do the trick
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Silly girl, tricks are for kids...now come here
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm in the bedroom
    You should be too.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poems aren't my thing
    But doing you, I am King
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • cdlee1
    cdlee1 Posts: 67 Member
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    soooo....do you always wear your shoes over your socks?
  • gojaqs
    gojaqs Posts: 471 Member
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    May I buy you a Gatorade and vodka?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    In exchange for your time, here is a pence. Put it under a microscope to get my number. No no, not that number.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Want to feel deader than skellington?
    You, again. When the hell will you get over it. Quit e-stalking where I post.
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    Don't know what you're talking about but I'm stalking you right now ;)
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    Is that a banana in your pants?
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!

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