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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    I don't know what the hell I did with my email address but I've gotten spam for medical marijuana, boner pills and an invitation to some Michael kors sale event in the last 5 minutes in my inbox. *kitten* garbage!

    I love when I get emails saying they can make my erection bigger. I say want to reply back "It would be an effing miracle if you could give me an erection at all" I would pay for that shiznit!

    Right!! I would pay top dollar!!! Even for just a day. Sure wouldn't be seeing me sign into MFP that day

    Haha! I would be jumping around naked, making it dance.. Then I would have to go somewhere snowy so I can write my name!

    I'd be *kitten* all day long

    Well yeah, that too!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I'd be *kitten* all day long

    I know I do.

  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
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    First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real

    I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real

    I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!

    Don't do it.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real

    I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!

    Don't do it.

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    Sshhhhh!!! I almost had one!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real

    I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!

    Don't do it.

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    Sshhhhh!!! I almost had one!

    I'll take one.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
    edited November 2016
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    lol. Your gun is digging into my hip. Guahhahaha


    https://youtu.be/_2LjwM3B688
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real

    I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!

    Don't do it.

    maxresdefault.jpg

    Sshhhhh!!! I almost had one!

    I'll take one.

    I'll take two :p
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Oh to have one for a day. I'm always trying to reach into my husbands pants to play, it just annoys him. He's all like oh I'm trying to work or stop I was asleep. So selfish

    He shouldn't complain. You should play dress up with it and give it a little scarf and top hat.

    Maybe even do a little puppet show. Video tape for, well just because.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • zenaxe
    zenaxe Posts: 203 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    zenaxe wrote: »
    Someone say white painted dining room floor?

    Yes sir. I even posted pics of said mess of a floor

    Oh i missed it!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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