We broke up because...
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Unappreciative0
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She kept giving me wedgies0
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Ugh no.. You were giving them to me bro0
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Always wanted me to give her wedgies0
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Would never go near my bum!
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Always wanted to play with her bum lol0
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He confessed he never actually liked coffee....0
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She was always eating my peanutbutter!!0
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Didn't like the nutella0
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She was spread too thin0
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He was always feeding me Nutella because he wanted to chub me up!0
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She wanted me to die my hair red and talk with a Scottish accent0
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I told him I wanted a Scottish Lover so he showed up to my workplace like this!
Hiding this under his Kilt!
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Was not Scottish0
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Kept referring to his manhood as his "bagpipes", got annoying0
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Kept asking me to play his bagpipes
He wasn't even Scottish!!!0 -
her bagpipe blowing skills were lacking, couldn't blow long enough, kept getting lockjaw0
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His blowing skills were far superior to mine..I was jealous ..0
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well when you have your own bagpipe to play with..
she couldn't stay up past 8pm0 -
He had a problem staying up at all..erectile dysfunction1
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well the company at the time wasn't worth staying up for...hence the break up0
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He was just an *kitten* with a small *kitten* and big mouth ..
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She kept saying *kitten*0
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She didn't like my cat0
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She took the cat loving a little too far, laying around all day licking herself0
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He acted like he didn't like his Exs alone time, but I always caught him spying on her!
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I found out that he just dated people that he was assigned to spy on!0
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you stole my flip flops!0
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Wore socks with her flip flops. Ish!0
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