BIRDS DO IT; BEES DO IT... Calories burnt in sex etc

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  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,302 Member
    Of course you dont answer to me.
    and of course it is a free country - which is why I was free to say what I said.

    My post wasn't directed at you anyway, it was directed at OP who supposedly called for a serious not for giggles thread - then posted for giggles silly posts himself.

  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    edited December 2016
    LOL...Ok...I'll play. When I first got my tracker, I tracked every movement...including sex! It was almost a game between us the first few times, to see how high the calorie burn can get....

    On a good, long, playful night, we managed to kill just over 300 cals...Not a huge number in the scheme of things, especially if you're doing it on the daily (together 23 years, no daily here..lol). But it is a nice little deficit starter!

    OK..Just re read the OP...you're not talking about sex, you're talking about masturbating. I doubt that burns many calories...lol
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,302 Member
    Jakep2323 wrote: »
    paperpudding wrote: »
    Of course you dont answer to me.
    and of course it is a free country - which is why I was free to say what I said.

    My post wasn't directed at you anyway, it was directed at OP who supposedly called for a serious not for giggles thread - then posted for giggles silly posts himself.

    2nd thread today I have seen you drop in and try and make the op out to be a hypocrite. Do you contribute anything in these threads?

    Actually I did contribute a serious answer early in the thread - when I thought OP was actually after such.



  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,302 Member
    Who knows if he took it on board - he may or may not have - but I'm not upset at all.

    Not sure how you get from me saying he is making silly for giggles posts after saying thread was not for that to me being upset or feeling unlistened to :*
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    Like interval training - just because it feels hard (sorry!) doesn't mean it's a big calorie burn.

    You may like this article OP to further your research, that evil fructose gets everywhere - https://examine.com/nutrition/is-semen-high-in-protein/

    Logging as a negative or positive calorie adjustment may well be TMI for your friends list though.
  • Michael190lbs
    Michael190lbs Posts: 1,510 Member
    Somebody is having a mid life crisis!! I highly suggest you work on discipline maybe try to think of someone you care about before posting something that should be enjoyed between two people not measured in terms of Calories.. I truly live is a world I don't understand
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    Michael190lbs wrote: »
    Somebody is having a mid life crisis!! I highly suggest you work on discipline maybe try to think of someone you care about before posting something that should be enjoyed between two people not measured in terms of Calories.. I truly live is a world I don't understand

    LOL.....why does the question offend you so?
  • Cylphin60
    Cylphin60 Posts: 863 Member
    paperpudding wrote: »
    Of course it isnt going to be all that many - common sense tells us that - otherwise there wouldnt be nearly so many overweight people about - surely nobody thinks most of them are not sexually active too. And obviously it isnt doing much to reduce their weight.

    Well, in fairness, weight loss happens due to CICO, not exercise....




    j/k I had to :p
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    Jakep2323 wrote: »
    Michael190lbs wrote: »
    Somebody is having a mid life crisis!! I highly suggest you work on discipline maybe try to think of someone you care about before posting something that should be enjoyed between two people not measured in terms of Calories.. I truly live is a world I don't understand

    Could be 3 people? just thought I'd add that... ;)

    Or just one person, as in the OP's case.
  • TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
    TerryMyfitbitsnbobs Posts: 238 Member
    Michael190lbs wrote: »
    Somebody is having a mid life crisis!! I highly suggest you work on discipline maybe try to think of someone you care about before posting something that should be enjoyed between two people not measured in terms of Calories.. I truly live is a world I don't understand

    Why the insults at this festive time of year?
    You had to come on here to be disgusted and tell others of self discipline when you can't exercise the self discipline not to be hateful and abusive. Instead of transferring your bitterness and self hate to others, why not offer yourself lots of self love. You can be a proud and upright member and spread the love thick and warm.
    At this festered time of year, I hope Santa fills your stockings and unloads his whole bulging sack at the end of your bed.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
  • TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
    TerryMyfitbitsnbobs Posts: 238 Member
    paperpudding wrote: »
    Of course you dont answer to me.
    and of course it is a free country - which is why I was free to say what I said.

    My post wasn't directed at you anyway, it was directed at OP who supposedly called for a serious not for giggles thread - then posted for giggles silly posts himself.

    I somehow seem to have upset you. I don't usually make jokes to personally upset anyone's feelings. I hope you can somehow get over it and brighten up.
    MAY THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS BE WITH YOU AND BRING MUCH HAPPINESS TO YOU!
  • Cylphin60
    Cylphin60 Posts: 863 Member
    Michael190lbs wrote: »
    Somebody is having a mid life crisis!! I highly suggest you work on discipline maybe try to think of someone you care about before posting something that should be enjoyed between two people not measured in terms of Calories.. I truly live is a world I don't understand
    I think anyone who spends any amount of time in most forums is going to see things said that go against their particular grain.

    Be Teflon. Let it roll right off and move on....
  • RealRelicVa
    RealRelicVa Posts: 34 Member
    When I get some again (whenever that magical day is) I will wear my fitbit
  • TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
    TerryMyfitbitsnbobs Posts: 238 Member
    RealRelicVa wrote: »
    When I get some again (whenever that magical day is) I will wear my fitbit

    I can always time you. Maybe spot you if you are planning any lifting etc. I'm quite helpful. Purely for science and research you understand.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I figure it's a buffer...
  • psuLemon
    psuLemon Posts: 38,431 MFP Moderator
    TerryMyfitbitsnbobs wrote: »
    Please keep this clean.
    Be adult about this.
    Admin please don't kick in a knee jerk reaction (pun not intended).
    Mary Whitehouses and Mavis Rileys out there; it's natural, so please don't come to just report and moan.
    The question too often unasked remains though.
    How many calories are burnt in performing (not a spectator sport in my case), or in fluids deposited, or received in sex and/or masturbatíon?
    Ok, stop blushing. Stop giggling.
    Remember, we are adults.
    Thanks.

    Thread closed.

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