Strippers at the gym

I'd workout there. Some strippers have hot bodies!

Sadly, my gym lacks strippers.

Sadly, my strippers lack a gym.

Sounds like he'd be better off at any Gold's Gym in San Francisco. Looker room hookups = free perk of gym membership. yikes!

OK,There is this dude at the gym who wears short spandex that leaves nothing to the imagination and those little stringy tight work out shirts. He looks like he is on steroids. It's very gross! And to top it off he in loaded down with chains and ear rings. To work out in! And when he goes into the locker (the guys that work there told me this) he goes up to other guys while they are dressing or undressing, and tries to start a conversation.

This has nothing to do with strippers, but I do have a good character who visits my gym. I mostly work out in my apartment's gym (which is actually really nice). I'd say at least twice a month this dude wanders through in a white, terrycloth robe holding a glass of red wine. No idea where he's going. He always looks so puzzled that I'm working out and says stuff like, "Great dedication!" I'm like...why are you the confused one.

I used to go to a gym that I called the "meat market". Women wore skimpy clothes, lots of makeup, and I never saw any female sweat. I would go to a "funk dance" class there attended by all women. There was a large glass window separating the class space and the rest of the gym and men would flatten their faces against the glass. Sometimes they'd go 3 or 4 rows deep, covering the window. They would openly stare, slack-jawed, and some would lick their lips.
At my current gym there is one girl, about college age, who I swear nearly reaches orgasm when she is with her trainer. She pants and moans and yells, "Oh s__t, oh f__k, oh god, no! What are you doing to me?!" and whatnot when doing whatever, like 5 minutes on the rowing machine. it's VERY distracting. The trainer ignores it completely.

@TrailRunn3r82 Thank you for the genuine LOL!

There's a girl in my gym who I have never seen do a proper workout - when I first started I would see her round the machines, chatting to all the guys, then she must have hooked up with one as she is constantly with him, and he was showing her how to use some of the machines. He would leave her to do her stuff and as soon as she realised he wasn't watching she would stop. She wears full make up and I've never seen a smudge, or a hair out of place. Her aerobic activity consists of using the x-trainer for 5 mins, legs only.

The only strippers at mine are the old ladies in their 80s and up walking naked back and forth beetween the showers and lockers after their water aerobics. Like, 'Oops, forgot the shampoo', steps outta the shower and goes to her locker, midway back changes her mind, 'Oh no, not this shampoo, it makes me look too shaggy', goes back and digs through her giant suitcase for 30 mins with her tail up in the air, finally finds it, goes back into the shower, then, 'Ah bloody hell, I forgot the conditioner', and repeats her walk of fame. There are few of them doing the same routine so the whole locker area is soaking wet after those ladies are done showering.

pain_is_weakness wrote: »

yes, the gym I go to teaches pole dancing and tease dances, It is a hellova workout, sexy and burns more calories than anyhing else I know

We need more of those classes at gyms where I live!! I take pole dancing classes and practice at home. Good Sexy work out for sure!!