Random Thought For the Day

Karb_Kween · December 2016

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

"Autocorrect" should be named "Autoassume". It doesn't know if the changes are correct.

Well aren't you full of pearls of wisdom tonight

Haha

cee134 · December 2016

A space heater that catches on fire is just an overachiever.

Unknown · December 2016

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Karb_Kween · December 2016

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

I would think Spiderman would have a bigger desk and a bigger chair.

And more things to worry about

synchkat · December 2016

cee134 wrote: »

I hate when I have to clean my glasses while at a stop light. I can't tell if the light changes and how I'd be able to go if it does and then I inevitably end up panicking a little and putting my glasses back on still dirty

cee134 · December 2016

cee134 · December 2016

As a cat with no job, no school, or any other responsibilities, Garfield has no reason to hate Mondays.

dc8066 · December 2016

cee134 wrote: »

As a cat with no job, no school, or any other responsibilities, Garfield has no reason to hate Mondays.

Oh, hi, Dr. Sheldon Cooper)))

cee134 · December 2016

After 5 Mission Impossibles, I've learned one thing: these missions are clearly possible.

Jimb376mfp · December 2016

I'm always happy when the daylight hours begin to increase. (12/21)

cee134 · December 2016

Judging by the way people drive, I don't want to see flying cars in my lifetime. It's a bad idea in general. However hover cars would be cool.

cee134 · December 2016

The only time I've ever clicked on an ad was by accident.

cee134 · December 2016

I would decorate a whole tree with this ornament alone. Or... maybe throw some "Carl the cop" in there and one Hans Gruber falling from the tree.

RunHardBeStrong · December 2016

WhyTF did I come to work today... I feel like total crap.

Oh yeah.. because we are super swamped and I have this stupid work ethic thing going on....

Unknown · December 2016

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cee134 · December 2016

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

I don't know anymore

Not even!

cee134 · December 2016

A progressive Santa would leave solar panels in a naughty child's stocking.

cee134 · December 2016

Since telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any vampires in space.

cee134 · December 2016

Cup holders are just cup cups.

pudgy1977 · December 2016

Is there such a thing as large print braille?

cee134 · December 2016

Never has a generation so diligently documented themselves accomplishing so little.

pudgy1977 · December 2016

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

pudgy1977 · December 2016

cee134 · December 2016

pudgy1977 · December 2016

Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

Just_J_Now · December 2016

pudgy1977 · December 2016

J_Surita3 wrote: »

Me at least once a week

Just_J_Now · December 2016

nossmf · December 2016

Why is there an interstate on Hawaii? (Answer: interstates have mandatory straight stretches to serve as emergency runways for military aircraft)

Why is there braille lettering on drive-thru ATM's? (Answer: banks use the same ATM's from inside malls rather than get custom-made ones)

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