We broke up because...
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She came home with stacks of dollar bills, just said she was "out with the girls"0
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Got tired of fighting his fans, to get some alone time with him0
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VanishingNachos wrote: »
so I guess that's what happened to my undies!!!0 -
I finally found out why Nachos came home wearing a bra and undies since she came home with none!0
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and she borrowed my undies from Nachos! she could have asked me directly!0
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Her underwear was all over town0
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He had a suitcase full of other people's underwear hiding in his car!0
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She was craving chocolate and went crazy without it0
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I only wanted to drip hot, melted chocolate on her body. She was worried about the sheets.0
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He tried to burn me in my sleep0
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She got angry because I made 3 new threads:
1). Would you stay in bed longer than 30 mintues with the person above
2). Would you get under the sheets with the person above
3). and If you were in the same bed as the person above, what do you think would happen on a Saturday, at 2:34 am1 -
Was thinking of creating threads even when sleep!0
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Was always trying to Dead lift me! But first tried to make me dead!
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She insisted that i watch the Patiots and only answered to TB12.0
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Oh Hellll No!!!!! He forgot that no matter the Season that I was a dedicated Broncos fan!0
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During football season, she only wanted to ride me....like a bronco0
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His wife didn't like me
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she wanted to be my wife but i wasn't ready to commit0
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I could never find him0
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He never cut his nails.0
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you know that's not true! i gave you all the bacon.
he was greedy with the bacon.0 -
She killed my piglet and hid the bacon0
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she got upset when i told her we were eating her piglet for breakfast0
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pesce_gatto wrote: »Not only won't share her bacon but, eats piglets too...wtf is wrong with you?!?
you loved it then and you still love it now. don't lie.1 -
Utensil problems - I was into spooning while she was only into forking...0
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his spoon kept waking me up at night
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She slept with my toothbrush0
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he slept with my sister0
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found out she was my sister0
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