Badly explain your hobby

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    JeromeBarry1 wrote: »
    I play chess badly. OK, I'm participating in a large community of chess players at chess.com and I'm in the 80th percentile of that crowd, which is about the 95th percentile of all humans who know the rules of the game.

    Me too.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    I push myself to my limit everyday, sweating and panting, sometimes even screaming. Until I can't take it anymore and lie down wile I try catching my breath.
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  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I occasionally walk and walk and walk yet never get anywhere while I watch fake people trapped in a box ,that hangs on my wall, live fake lives that are so much more exciting than my own

    The fake lives of the people in the box are also more exiting than the real lives of the people when they are not in the box.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Look at puffy white clouds and make shapes, the shapes sometimes look like the people I hate or want something bad to happen to them, sometimes they are cute shapes too.

    I only seem to see penizez when I look at cloud shapes. Weird. I know.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    @happilymegan wrote: »
    HeyaBerg wrote: »
    I push myself to my limit everyday, sweating and panting, sometimes even screaming. Until I can't take it anymore and lie down wile I try catching my breath.

    There's a few things this could be >:)

    haha hush! don't tell anyone what my hobby really is ;)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    I take in small, vulnerable, and unwanted *kitten*. Sometimes multiple at a time and nurture them, feed them and keep them warm. Then when they are ready, I give them to other people so they can be enjoyed.

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  • heather_hearts_travel
    heather_hearts_travel Posts: 864 Member
    edited January 2017
    I willingly sleep uncomfortably in a cramped metal tube and wake up thousands of miles from home. I don't know any people there, I usually don't know the language, and the food is different from what I'm used to. I look at old things or strange landscapes.
  • WatchJoshLift
    WatchJoshLift Posts: 520 Member
    I like pretending I have these really cool things I do well at but deep down I know I'm not good at anything and my life is really boring.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I stare at a screen while pressing buttons sometimes.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Spend hours in my favorite store, fill up the buggy with all the things I need and want, and then just it there!
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  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    i like to have balls flying at my face
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    I wonder what idiot thought putting parts of the item I work on in inaccessible places for a human while cursing a blue streak trying to replace said parts. I also sit and stare at dead trees and imagine places that don't exist while sitting in a conditioned environment.
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    UpEarly wrote: »
    I carry 25-30 pounds of stuff in a bag for miles and miles, just so I can sleep outside in the dirt.

    And then sit there, looking at lights in the sky that you can't see at home because of all the lights on the ground there.
  • RWayne48
    RWayne48 Posts: 68 Member
    edited January 2017
    I collect the regurgitavite fluids of 50,000 insects and relish in consuming it
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    OnAllFours wrote: »
    I fondle, rub and blow on balls, while sticking two fingers in the front and one in the back.

    Winner. Everyone go home.
  • NoelCormier
    NoelCormier Posts: 2 Member
    I breed microorganisms, then drink their byproducts.
  • truelight_photo_craig
    truelight_photo_craig Posts: 347 Member
    I shoot people and things...
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I use a hard head on a stiff shaft to spray my balls all over large tracts of manicured land with the goal of finally getting my ball into a little hole.
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  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    I use two wooden sticks and the spun shearings of ruminating mammals, make loops, knots, twists and more loops repeatedly until it becomes something wearable or a covering for warmth.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    I like to watch highlight reels of very large men in very tight pants hurl toward each other at top speed trying to advance a pointed leather oval ten more yards. When this fails, they try again. When they succeed, they get to try for ten more yards. At the end of this long, and sometimes laborious to watch process, they dance, a flag is thrown and someone kicks the leather oval. Then the other side gets a turn. This is usually done outside in cold temperatures for some reason.
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