Worst way to be woken up

Racouol
Racouol Posts: 53 Member
edited November 14 in Chit-Chat
I hate being woken up when I'm asleep. It is bad enough being woken up from the alarm clock or a 2am phone call, the phone ringer was changed the night before to moan the word brains zombie like which I forgot about that early in the morning. It is even worse to be woken up by something unexpected like something big moving around and sniffing the tent I am sleeping in, or waking up to the smell of burning wood because my at the time roommate decided to throw a wooden cutting board with a pizza on it into the oven. The worst way I have been woken up was from a cane spider landing on my face.

So, what is the worst way any of you have been woken up?
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  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    The worst is when I'm woken up for no other reason than someone thought I shouldn't be asleep. That just angers me and ruins my lovely sleep.
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    I did wake up the other night because the cat peed on me. That was pretty bad.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I would die of a heart attack if a spider woke me on my face or on my body anywhere. I would not be alive to write this post.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Burglar alarm went off when I was like 6. Holy hell it was the loudest alarm. Woke up screaming cause thought I was gonna die or something. Turns out the dog was sleeping against the door just enough to crack it open a bit.
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    I did wake up the other night because the cat peed on me. That was pretty bad.

    But warm, yes? :/

    I thought she was being cute, putting her warm paw on my side...then reality hit. It got cold quick.
  • TAKCEGM
    TAKCEGM Posts: 313 Member
    Sound asleep and my 5 year old crawls into bed with me... and then has a nightmare and kicks me in the junk. Unfortunately, with 6 kids, it has happened far too many times...
  • TAKCEGM
    TAKCEGM Posts: 313 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    hearing the sound of one of your children puking then splatter on the floor

    Ugh. That too. Or the occasional puking on you...
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    I always figured those Indian villagers had the worst way of waking when the tiger chomped on their head.
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  • brandisonfire
    brandisonfire Posts: 17 Member
    Waking up to your pet puking...
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  • jlc102980
    jlc102980 Posts: 137 Member
    I was crossing the ocean on a ferry in the winter and woke up to the ferry's emergency alarms going off. I thought I was going to die, and visions of Titanic kept going through my head. Worst way to wake up ever.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
    6 months ago, helicopter EMT's had to land in my circle where I live to transport a neighbor to the hospital.. Not only did it sound like the world was coming to an end, but it looked like a tornado hit our little part of the neighborhood.
  • Cappy29
    Cappy29 Posts: 31 Member
    Getting included in a group text about nothing which interests me. This happens way too often.
  • xbowhunter
    xbowhunter Posts: 1,248 Member
    I don't mind being woken up by the wife when she wants to... :)
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  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    OP I take it you don't have kids? Once you do uninterrupted sleep becomes a distant memory...
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  • KerrieMac10
    KerrieMac10 Posts: 54 Member
    Kids or dogs throwing up on or near you
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    Neighbor next door lit off more than a few M80s. Unexpected noise caused severe heart crushing panic.
    That wakeup was beyond bad.
  • jvcjim
    jvcjim Posts: 812 Member
    artillery fire.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    edited January 2017
    I was sound asleep about 15 years ago. Innocently just minding my own, dreaming of fluffy kittens and puppies and maybe I was snoring or drooling a bit on my pillow. I'm not sure.

    All of a sudden I jumped up, my heart pounding in my chest.. I was soaking wet, the bed was wet and there where bloody ice cubes all over the place. And in the doorway I see 3 people, roaring with laughter.. my best bloody friends at the time... And they *kitten* woke me up, on my 15 year old birthday, on a holiday in Mallorca by dumping a bucket full of water and ice on me! Who needs enemies anyway?

    That's probably the worst way I've even been woken up...
  • AmbitiousButRubbish
    AmbitiousButRubbish Posts: 246 Member
    To the sound of a child throwing up in the other room
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Being set of fire seems like a bad way to wake up.
  • Lowell_H
    Lowell_H Posts: 29 Member
    By the sound of dirt hitting the top of your coffin :D
  • Owlie45
    Owlie45 Posts: 806 Member
    To blood curdling screams. Half way out of bed when I remember my brother and his wife were staying the night and she has night terrors.
  • reneec257
    reneec257 Posts: 39 Member
    Kid knocking on the bedroom door because they peed the bed in the middle of the night.
  • Will_Run_for_Food
    Will_Run_for_Food Posts: 561 Member
    The sound of the fire alarm beeping every 30 seconds and saying "low battery" in the middle of the night, when you're out of batteries, and you didn't yet know that hardwired fire alarms could be removed.
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