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I leave everyone and everything, as quickly as I can, without actually running.
Also, sometimes I enter another world whist never leaving this one by means of using the corpses of murdered trees and plants. Occasionally, I'm digitally warped into another realm where I feck *kitten* up with sword and sorcery.0 -
I dig lots of holes, run up a high water bill, and force gifts on neighbors all summer.2
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I get incredibly emotional over people that don't exist and discuss the minor factors of their lives, such as their favorite foods and hobbies, with other people who do exist.1
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I make sawdust
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Waking up unnecessarily early on days I don't need to;
Heading outside and applying negative force on the pavement whilst simultaneously firing the muscles in my lower legs whilst maintaining an active core.
Following a random pre planned route that has a near guarantee to put all my previously mentioned muscles at failure point with the only dealt destination being the starting point.
Showering and repeating on future days off.1 -
I force sheep to have sex, then I eat their babies.3
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I shoot people with little plastic projectiles. Lots of them. Sometimes they shoot me. But on good days not as many as I shoot them. Sometimes I throw things that explode at them.
Another one is I send people to foreign lands, most of the time they come back too.0 -
Lol Airsoft. And I own a travel agency on the side. Although my nephew got this new nerf crossbow thing that is freaking awesome and I may need one.
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JulieSHelms wrote: »I force sheep to have sex, then I eat their babies.
Hi !0 -
I Rob Liquor Stores.0
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Motorsheen wrote: »I Rob Liquor Stores.
I think you got it backward...its not define a bad hobby...:)
Here, let me help...
So you use intimidation tactics to obtain desired alcoholic consumables and their profits without remuneration?
You're welcome...not that you needed help. I get that. My bad hobby is needlessly assisting others in a codependent fashion in an attempt to be kind or helpful, often with embarrassing consequences.
You know what? Forget I was here...I'll just go back to shoveling snow.
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I like to beat people up and break things.0
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Motorsheen wrote: »I Rob Liquor Stores.
I think you got it backward...its not define a bad hobby...:)
Here, let me help...
So you use intimidation tactics to obtain desired alcoholic consumables and their profits without remuneration?
You're welcome...not that you needed help. I get that. My bad hobby is needlessly assisting others in a codependent fashion in an attempt to be kind or helpful, often with embarrassing consequences.
You know what? Forget I was here...I'll just go back to shoveling snow.
Thank you.
... I was just being lazy.
It's working out so far.
Kinda.1 -
I am always grabbing guys balls, slapping them around, holding my stick and working on my stroke. I switch between forehand and backhanding the balls. Sometime I stroke it deep and sometimes shallow, usally trying to move side to side. It is all about trying to get past love.3
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »I am always grabbing guys balls, slapping them around, holding my stick and working on my stroke. I switch between forehand and backhanding the balls. Sometime I stroke it deep and sometimes shallow, usally trying to move side to side. It is all about trying to get past love.
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Thumbs up, knuckle bump, knuckle bump.0 -
CanadianMissy wrote: »I use multi-billion dollar satellites to find Tupperware in the woods.
I stole somebody's geocache once. Left the trail on a hike, saw something in the end of a tree, figured it was garbage left behind at somebody's camp. I realized half way through the drive home.2
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