Badly explain your hobby

I leave everyone and everything, as quickly as I can, without actually running.
Also, sometimes I enter another world whist never leaving this one by means of using the corpses of murdered trees and plants. Occasionally, I'm digitally warped into another realm where I feck *kitten* up with sword and sorcery.

I get incredibly emotional over people that don't exist and discuss the minor factors of their lives, such as their favorite foods and hobbies, with other people who do exist.

Waking up unnecessarily early on days I don't need to;
Heading outside and applying negative force on the pavement whilst simultaneously firing the muscles in my lower legs whilst maintaining an active core.
Following a random pre planned route that has a near guarantee to put all my previously mentioned muscles at failure point with the only dealt destination being the starting point.

Showering and repeating on future days off.

I shoot people with little plastic projectiles. Lots of them. Sometimes they shoot me. But on good days not as many as I shoot them. Sometimes I throw things that explode at them.

Another one is I send people to foreign lands, most of the time they come back too.

JulieSHelms wrote: »

I force sheep to have sex, then I eat their babies.

Hi !

Motorsheen wrote: »

I Rob Liquor Stores.

I think you got it backward...its not define a bad hobby...:)

Here, let me help...

So you use intimidation tactics to obtain desired alcoholic consumables and their profits without remuneration?

You're welcome...not that you needed help. I get that. My bad hobby is needlessly assisting others in a codependent fashion in an attempt to be kind or helpful, often with embarrassing consequences.

You know what? Forget I was here...I'll just go back to shoveling snow.

Lucy1771 wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

I Rob Liquor Stores.

I think you got it backward...its not define a bad hobby...:)

Here, let me help...

So you use intimidation tactics to obtain desired alcoholic consumables and their profits without remuneration?

You're welcome...not that you needed help. I get that. My bad hobby is needlessly assisting others in a codependent fashion in an attempt to be kind or helpful, often with embarrassing consequences.

You know what? Forget I was here...I'll just go back to shoveling snow.

Thank you.

... I was just being lazy.

It's working out so far.


Kinda.

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

I am always grabbing guys balls, slapping them around, holding my stick and working on my stroke. I switch between forehand and backhanding the balls. Sometime I stroke it deep and sometimes shallow, usally trying to move side to side. It is all about trying to get past love.

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