Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • ArmyMedic2016
    ArmyMedic2016 Posts: 180 Member
    When did this thread move over to bras and boobs, not that lm complaining? I just feel l have missed out
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Today was the first day I put a bra on in I don't even know how long. But it's too damn cold here to go without pants.

    Am i the only one who always wears a bra cause otherwise the girls are kinda sad and pathetic?

    I almost always wear one because I am up and down the stairs a lot and I get sick of holding them as I run down the stairs

    Mine are sad and pathetic too. I just don't care.

    Is anyone else turned on, or is it just me?

    If tube socks filled with jelly are your thing, I'm your girl.

    Imma join FetLife and start a group just for that.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Bras are for company and going out. Pants are on a tbd basis.

    well please don't consider me company. consider me like family

    That only works if you're both in the South.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Bras are for company and going out. Pants are on a tbd basis.

    well please don't consider me company. consider me like family

    That only works if you're both in the South.

    well one of us is.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Am in the "post anything you want" thread?
  • UltraTacks
    UltraTacks Posts: 230 Member
    WTF!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Am in the "post anything you want" thread?

    Down the hall, second left.

    thanks man, took a wrong turn!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Today was the first day I put a bra on in I don't even know how long. But it's too damn cold here to go without pants.

    Am i the only one who always wears a bra cause otherwise the girls are kinda sad and pathetic?

    I almost always wear one because I am up and down the stairs a lot and I get sick of holding them as I run down the stairs

    Mine are sad and pathetic too. I just don't care.

    Is anyone else turned on, or is it just me?

    If tube socks filled with jelly are your thing, I'm your girl.

    Imma join FetLife and start a group just for that.

    I'll meet you there

    I bet there's already a group for jelly filled tube socks though.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Am in the "post anything you want" thread?

    Is that where everyone posts n00dz?
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Today was the first day I put a bra on in I don't even know how long. But it's too damn cold here to go without pants.

    Am i the only one who always wears a bra cause otherwise the girls are kinda sad and pathetic?

    I almost always wear one because I am up and down the stairs a lot and I get sick of holding them as I run down the stairs

    Mine are sad and pathetic too. I just don't care.

    Is anyone else turned on, or is it just me?

    If tube socks filled with jelly are your thing, I'm your girl.

    What a disturbing, yet brilliant, description.

    No ones more disturbed about it than me, yet here they are, laying in my armpits because I'm laying on my back.

    Stop trying to turn me on.
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Today was the first day I put a bra on in I don't even know how long. But it's too damn cold here to go without pants.

    Am i the only one who always wears a bra cause otherwise the girls are kinda sad and pathetic?

    I almost always wear one because I am up and down the stairs a lot and I get sick of holding them as I run down the stairs

    Mine are sad and pathetic too. I just don't care.

    Is anyone else turned on, or is it just me?

    If tube socks filled with jelly are your thing, I'm your girl.

    Imma join FetLife and start a group just for that.

    I'll meet you there

    I bet there's already a group for jelly filled tube socks though.

    It does but it's real socks and jelly. Pffft

    Amateurs.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Armpit Boobs is going to be the name of my psychedelic death metal band.
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Armpit Boobs is going to be the name of my psychedelic death metal band.

    Can I play the cowbell?

    Only if you have a fever.
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Armpit Boobs is going to be the name of my psychedelic death metal band.

    Can I play the cowbell?

    Only if you have a fever.

    Now I'm humming don't fear the reaper

    My plan worked. ;)
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Am in the "post anything you want" thread?

    Is that where everyone posts n00dz?

    Its where you POST ANYTHING you want... noodz are in there hidden behind the gifs.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Am in the "post anything you want" thread?

    Is that where everyone posts n00dz?

    Its where you POST ANYTHING you want... noodz are in there hidden behind the gifs.

    How did I ever miss that? My game is slipping.
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