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True Confessions - Don't Judge
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PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
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Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'1 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
I got schooled, I damn sure did.
I knew what he was talking about, but as we all know I am kind of smartassy
Don't forget handie too!
I should have you help me the next time I need a resume
If you admit to also being Mouthy, I don't think there's any stopping you.
I like your thought process here
The world is your oyster.0 -
salembambi wrote: »I confess I knew I'd be insta in jail the moment I took my mfp filter off and started saying what I actually want to say hahahaha
I also confess
That this ice and snow storm is causing my chronic joint pain to flair something fierce and also my anxiety
All I want to do is make a giant lasagna eat it all and then eat a bunch of chocolate cake while watching cute movies
Should I bake you a chocolate cake with a file in it while you are incarcerated?0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
Ah crap. #closeenough0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
Oh its a rim shot! 3 pointer at that!0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
Ah crap. #closeenough
Well........
Maybe.
Maybe Not.0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
I suddenly feel glad that I missed something
I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol
Is it gonna get sticky in here?0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
I suddenly feel glad that I missed something
I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol
Is it gonna get sticky in here?
Like sticky buns?0 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
I suddenly feel glad that I missed something
I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol
Is it gonna get sticky in here?
Like sticky buns?
Exaaaacccttly!1 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
I suddenly feel glad that I missed something
I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol
Is it gonna get sticky in here?
Nah. I'm tired
I am pretty beat up from the feet up myself.. so I am not so sure I can handle what happens after sticky buns...0 -
Being on a call with a client for an hour and them not understanding what I'm telling them no matter how many ways I explain it or show them.0
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I confess all the message-less friend requests are getting annoying.4
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I haven't been logging my calories this week
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I confess that I often do not eat enough, and then wonder why I feel low energy. I will try to eat the calories that I should eat and try not to achieve my weight goal too quickly.0
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I was really inconsistent with tracking over the holidays. Initially lost 3 lbs and then gained it all back after returning from Christmas.0
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I only ate one meal yesterday and was starving when I woke up at 1am..so I ate some chocolate
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And I resorted to McDonald's for lunch today. I was in a hurry, it was fast and easy and used up my daily calorie budget.0
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ColoradoChlo wrote: »I check out my own butt in the mirror at the gym.
I confess I check it out also0 -
MalkinMagic71 wrote: »Being on a call with a client for an hour and them not understanding what I'm telling them no matter how many ways I explain it or show them.
Ha. I have a client like this:
What you want doesn't meet city code.
Can we do it anyway?
Sure, we require 100% prepayment and it's nonrefundable.
But it won't meet code and I'll never get a permit and the city won't allow it.
Yeah, that's why I need to be paid upfront and it's been a terrible idea from the very beginning.
Okay.... Let's order it.
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
Omg thank you! Adding this to my "sexy talk" dialog.
Me: I want to try that cinamon swirl!
Her: go ahead
If she's suprised it on her right?
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Mmm..this thread is getting steamy..I confess I likey
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mmm..this thread is getting steamy..I confess I likey
That's because you're awesome0 -
nolan44219 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet
Vagina?
Post Reported
Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?
I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole
Omg thank you! Adding this to my "sexy talk" dialog.
Me: I want to try that cinamon swirl!
Her: go ahead
If she's suprised it on her right?
Was that tmi? Hey! I thought this was a judgement free zone!0
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